This soft-n-cuddly giant 11" x 9.5" x 3.5" liver loves you! The liver creates and synthesizes substances that maintain balance in the body. It also acts as a filter, keeping gross bacteria from getting into your bloodstream. He works in detox! Makes a cute present for the liver-lover in your life. Comes with an informative booklet-style hangtag describing the magic of this wonderful organ. See our cheaper littler liver while you're in a hepatological mood. Safe for all ages. Designed in California, made in China.
I Wanna Be Your Liver
Location: Underneath the lungs
Likes: Detox, vitamins, hepatologists
Dislikes: Ten-martini lunches, cirrhosis, hepatitis, jaundice
Favorite Song: Have a Drink on Me by AC/DC
Worst Fear: Failure
Looking For: Someone to take good care of me. I'm kind of a big deal.