The uterus is back, this time bigger, fluffier, pinker and now child-safe! Our whopping womb has expanded, and now measures 9" x 14". When it's that time of the month, you may not like your uterus much, but hey, you wouldn't be here without one, so give props to this special reproductive organ. A spectacular booklet hangtag cheerfuully describes the inner workings of the womb, the mother of all organs. Safe for all ages, packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve. Designed in California, made in China.
Location: Inside a woman’s pelvis
Occupation: Master of Reproduction
Hobbies: cycling, shedding
Dislikes: cramps, hard labor
Fave Song: Nothing Compares 2 U (the original by Prince)
About Me: I’m one tough broad