Feeling black and blue? Go ahead and wallow in your sorrow with one of these sad little fellows. This grumpy faux patent leather guy measures 8.5" x 6.5" and has silver metallic stitching. He's even crying a little red tear of blood. Take him home and make him your backup band when you re-enact old early 80s punk shows in your living room -- you get to be Joan Jett. Edition of 1000, designed in California, made in China.