Huge Uterus Plush - Womb Service!

$20.00

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The uterus is back, this time bigger, fluffier, pinker and now child-safe! Our whopping womb has expanded, and now measures 9" x 14". When it's that time of the month, you may not like your uterus much, but hey, you wouldn't be here without one, so give props to this special reproductive organ. Comes with a spectacular educational booklet hangtag that cheerfully describes the inner workings of the womb, the mother of all organs. Safe for all ages, packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve. Designed in California, made in China.

Hangtag Details:

Location: Inside a woman’s pelvis
Occupation: Master of Reproduction
Hobbies: cycling, shedding
Dislikes: cramps, hard labor
Fave Song: Nothing Compares 2 U (the original by Prince)
About Me: I’m one tough broad