{"product_id":"periodic-table-of-your-period-8-5-x-11-mini-poster","title":"Periodic Table of Your Period - 8.5 x 11 Mini-Poster","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou can get \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.threadless.com\/shop\/@iheartguts\/design\/periodic-table-of-your-period\/home\/fine-art-print\" title=\"Periodic Table of Your Period Poster Blanket Gifts Infographics OBGYN clinic cute funny poster\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePeriodic Table of your Period\u003c\/a\u003e, now print on demand as poster, blanket, bag or towel! Lighten the mood with the Periodic Table of Your Period, a detailed menstrual infographic that illustrates everything from prostaglandins to panty liners. Laugh off the bloating, marvel at your ischemic phase and look forward to shedding again. Laminated 8.5\" x 11\" chart, made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis poster is loaded with all your favorite period slang, such as Shark Week, Aunt Flo, and Riding the Cotton Pony. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe asked what you call your period and have s\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eome our new favorites: Satan's Waterfall, Dot, Shining Elevator, Red Badge of Courage, Japanese Flag, Closed for Maintenance, Surfing the Crimson Wave, I've Fallen the Communists, Serving Box Wine, Lady Times...the list goes on! Apparently there are 5,000 different euphemisms worldwide for \"menstrual period\"-- people are just so clever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow do periods work, anyway? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce a month your uterus cleans itself out, sending blood through your vagina into the outside world. Menstrual periods arrive around age 9 to 14. This is a big change but it’s a perfectly normal part of growing up. If you want more info on \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/blogs\/i-heart-guts\/periods-explained\" title=\"How Periods Work - Periods Explained - What is a Menstrual Period -Why We Have Periods\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehow periods work\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e, read up on our blog! Or just get this poster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat is ovulation? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe two ovaries take turns releasing eggs down the fallopian tubes for possible fertilization in the uterus. Ovulation begins in your head! Hormones are released from glands within the brain. These travel through the bloodstream to the ovary. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAs they grow, several egg follicles produce estrogen. This causes the uterine lining to thicken with more blood vessels in preparation for the egg’s release from the ovary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/periodic-table-of-your-period\" title=\"period gifts - menstruation gifts - obgyn gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eperiod gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, the Periodic Table of Your Period is also available as a shower curtain, bag, blanket, wall art and other cool gear in our Threadless shop!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":823590757,"sku":"IHGT8003","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/2-IMG_9098.jpg?v=1606331230","url":"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/products\/periodic-table-of-your-period-8-5-x-11-mini-poster","provider":"I Heart Guts Plush Organs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}