{"title":"Surgery Plushie Get Well Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eOrgan plushies make thoughtful, heartfelt get well gifts. Need a funny appendix surgery gift? Or perhaps a R.I.P. gallbladder removal gift? We have tonsil gifts, thyroid gifts, uterus gifts -- or whatever organ is removed next! Organ pre-op surgery and post-op recovery snuggles are sweeter with a \u003ca title=\"Appendix Pillow - Appendix Plush - Appendix Stuffed Animal - Appendix Plushie - Appendix Gift\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/appendix\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eplush appendix\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca title=\"Gallbladder Plush - Gallbladder Pillow - Gallbladder Removal and Recovery Gift - Gallbladder Surgery Gift - Gallbladder Stuffed Animal\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/gallbladder\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egallbladder plushie\u003c\/a\u003e or plush \u003ca title=\"Spleen Plush - Spleen Plushie - Spleen Shaped Pillow - Spleen Stuffed Animal - Spleen Removal Gift - Funny Spleen Gift\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/spleen\" target=\"_blank\"\u003espleen pillow\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThese guts may be gone, but they are not forgotten.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"uterus-keychain-womb-service","title":"Uterus Keychain - Womb Service","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive someone special the keys to your uterus with this uterus keychain! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur cute uterus keychains are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile. Menstruation! Ovulation! Pregnancy! Miscarriage! Oh my! We can't take all the uterine excitement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes the best bathroom keychain for OB\/GYN or IVF clinic! The engraved back of the keychain and cardboard display both say: \"Uterus: Womb Service.\" Uterus keychain comes packed on educational card all \u003cspan\u003eabout this reproductive mastermind so you can learn a little something \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e keep your keys together. \u003c\/span\u003e Zinc alloy with soft enamel, polybagged. The uterus part of the keychain measures 2.79\" x 2\". Designed in the US, made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus! As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out our uterus \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Uterus Tees - Uterus Shirts - Womb Service T-shirts - Reproductive Rights Shirts - OBGYN Tees\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/uterus-gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eT-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Uterus Tees- Reproductive Rights Tees - Cute Womb Shirts - Women's Health Shirts - Funny Uterus Shirts\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/uterus-gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egynecological gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e  at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865605,"sku":"IHGT2042","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/KEYCHAIN-UTERUS.jpg?v=1737403698"},{"product_id":"appendix-lapel-pin-feel-it-in-your-gut","title":"Appendix Lapel Pin - Feel it in Your Gut","description":"\u003cp\u003eCelebrate this vestigial organ with an adorable appendix lapel pin. This cute little 1.25\" long pin is made from durable printed aluminum, comes individually packed on a card and was made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift idea for appendicitis sufferers, appendectomy surgery, individuals dealing with appendix cancer, or to commemorate an appendix loved and lost. If your appendix burst with happiness, then you need this smiling orange appendix pin pal. When you’ve got an infected appendix on your hands, first hit the emergency room, then get this gut post-op STAT. If you’re giving it to a friend, make sure they don’t bust their stitches laughing when you give them their wee little appendix back. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat does the appendix do? Some folks think it may be home to a nice collection of gut bugs. Others think it does absolutely nothing. We don't think about our appendix much, but when it's gone, we miss it! Learn all about the body's most famous useless organ in the booklet hangtag attached to the toy. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHaving your appendix explode is no joke. This happy appendix will bring a smile during tough times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour appendix may be gone, but you can wear our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/appendix-rest-in-peace\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAppendix RIP tee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-appendix-literally-burst-with-joy\/womens\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gift - appendix removal gift - appendicitis gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAppendix Literally Burst With Joy tee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e forever. Custom-made appendix T-shirts, appendix totes and other \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/appendix-rest-in-peace\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eappendix gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e available at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/appendix-rest-in-peace\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865613,"sku":"IHGT0078","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/01-pin-appendix.jpg?v=1604966390"},{"product_id":"colon-lapel-pin-you-move-me","title":"Colon Lapel Pin - You Move Me","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh, my colon!\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e This cute lil' colon pin will bring big smiles to your favorite colon cancer patient, colonoscopy, IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior. Great gift for med students on GI rotations!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen your guts have gone nuts, you need a cute colon to keep you company on your journey to better health. Adorable colon will cheer your colon care team. Makes a great addition to any colon surgery gift basket or care package. This sweet little 1.25\" cute colon pin is made from durable printed aluminum, comes packed on an educational card and was made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat does your colon do? The colon makes up most of the large intestine and is the magical tube that transforms digested food into feces. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustom \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecolon gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are now available! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColon tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, colon mugs and colon tote bags! Get a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/trust-your-gut\" title=\"colon gift - crohns gift - colitis gift - colon cancer gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTrust Your Gut\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/colon-you-move-me\" title=\"colon gift - crohns gift - colitis gift - colon cancer gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eYou Move Me\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003edesigns both available at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" title=\"colon gift - colitis gift - crohns gift - colon cancer gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865637,"sku":"IHGT0079","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-colon-pin-IMG_4149copy.jpg?v=1605048284"},{"product_id":"knee-joint-lapel-pin-weak-in-the-knees-for-you","title":"Knee Joint Lapel Pin - Weak in the Knees for You","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeeping your knees crossed for a successful knee surgery? This Knee Joint Lapel Pin will let 'em know you kneed 'em! An adorable happy knee pin with a dash of knee replacement surgery humor. Perfect as a pick-me-up for someone who’s had knee problems, or as a lighthearted addition to your ortho clinic lanyard or badge reel. You kneed this cute pin!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed funny knee replacement gifts? Let our cute knee pin help you on the road to wellness. Our knee surgery gifts are the best for your recovery care package. Knee lapel pin for your ortho's coat? Heck, yes! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat to get someone after knee replacement or ACL surgery: a cute smiling knee gag gift is just what the doc ordered. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur knee joint lapel pin includes bonus ACL! This fantastic little 1.25\" knee joint lapel pin is made from durable printed aluminum, comes packed on an educational card and was made in China.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefore we give all knees a bad rap, let's talk about why knees are awesome! For example, did you know your kneecap is as unique as your fingerprint? That's right, it's not some generic bone, your kneecap (aka your patella) is completely different than your brother's or your best friend's. It's like a snowflake!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865657,"sku":"IHGT0081","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-knee-pin.jpg?v=1605128984"},{"product_id":"pelvis-lapel-pin-youre-so-hip","title":"Pelvis Lapel Pin - You're So Hip","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Pelvis Lapel Pin - You're So Hip is the perfect gift for your favorite pelvic floor therapist! Whether they've just finished a long client job or need a chuckle to break up the day, this slightly damaged, 75% off, yet oh-so-cute pin is the perfect pick-me-up. While supplies last!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eHip hip hooray, we've got pelvis gifts galore here at I Heart Guts! Hip replacement, arthroplasty humor or pelvic floor pros will love celebrating this big bone. Slap a \u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/products\/pelvis-lapel-pin?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=137c78cec\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Pelvis Lapel Pin - Hip Replacement Gifts - Hip Surgery Gift - Pelvis Hip Enamel Pin - Orthopedic Doctor Gift\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/products\/pelvis-lapel-pin?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=137c78cec\u0026amp;_ss=r\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epelvis lapel pin\u003c\/a\u003e on your lanyard or badge reel and spread smiles at the ortho clinic! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGet your hipster fashionista friend a swaggy accessory with a funny twist! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eG\u003c\/span\u003eet your hips moving with this ridiculous pelvis pin. Includes femurs! This fantastic little 1.25\" printed \u003cspan\u003ealuminum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pelvis \u003c\/span\u003epin comes packed on an educational card, was designed in the USA and made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSocket to me! This big ol’ bone connects the pelvis bone to the thigh bones. You may know many hip bands, but there are only a few hip bones: ilium, ischium, and pubis. Wider in women, pelvis comes from the Latin, meaning basin. Now that’s hip!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMore hip gifts available at our print-on-demand site! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/pelvis-youre-so-hip\" title=\"pelvis gifts - hip replacement gifts - broken hip gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eYou’re So Hip\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e design available as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/pelvis-youre-so-hip\/womens\" title=\"pelvis shirt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epelvis shirts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/pelvis-youre-so-hip\/accessories\/mug\" title=\"pelvis mug - pelvis gift - you're so hip\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epelvis mugs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/pelvis-youre-so-hip\/accessories\/beach-towel\" title=\"pelvis gift - pelvis towel - you're so hip\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epelvis towels\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and more at \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\" title=\"pelvis gifts - hip replacement gift - broken hip gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865665,"sku":"IHGT0082","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/pin-pelvis-pkg-NEW.JPG?v=1676658743"},{"product_id":"tonsil-lapel-pin-youre-swell","title":"Tonsil Lapel Pin - You're Swell","description":"\u003cp\u003eOnce you have your tonsils removed, you might need a cute replacement -- how about this tonsil pin? It just wants to jump back into your mouth and behave. This sweet little 1.25\" printed \u003cspan\u003ealuminum tonsil \u003c\/span\u003epin comes packed on an educational card, was designed in the USA and made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey took your tonsils, so take them back in the form of a huggy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/tonsil\/products\/new-tonsil-plush-youre-swell\" title=\"Tonsil Surgery Plush - Tonsil Plushie - Tonsillectomy Plush - Adenoid Plush - Stuffed Tonsil Toy - Cute Funny Tonsil Gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003etonsil plush\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or wearable happy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/tonsil\/products\/tonsil-lapel-pin\" title=\"Tonsil Surgery Pin - Tonsil Surgery Gift Ideas - Tonsil Surgery Care Package - Tonsillectomy Gift Basket\" target=\"_blank\"\u003etonsil pin\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Tonsil surgery was never cuter or more fun. What do tonsils do? Tonsils trap germs in your mouth. These blobs of lymphatic tissue battle bad guys! There are four types of tonsils: adenoid, palatine, lingual and tubal. Exciting spots such as tonsillar crypts and Waldeyer’s Ring make your mouth sound like it’s straight out of Tolkien. It's an immune system hero!\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTonsil surgery may not be fun, but it sure is common! There are a half-million tonsillectomies every year in the US! This is far less than it used to be, however. Because tonsils are one of the organs you can live without, surgeons removed them to help solve sleeping problems, reduce infections and keep tonsils in creepy jars in their basements. Sorry, that last one is not true. I'm lying. Anyway, it's one of the most common surgeries for kids under age 15.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReward the ENT surgeon who stole your tonsils with a cute smiley tonsil pin! Nothing could be cuter to wear on scrubs, white coat or hospital badge reel. Care teams love little gifts!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNeed more swell tonsil treats? Get \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/tonsil-goodbye\" title=\"tonsil gifts - tonsillectomy gift - tonsil removal gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eGoodbye Tonsil\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e tees, tonsil tote bags and other fun\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/tonsil-goodbye\" title=\"tonsil gifts - tonsillectomy gift - tonsil removal gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003etonsil gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865693,"sku":"IHGT0085","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-tonsil-pin-IMG_4162copy.jpg?v=1605220583"},{"product_id":"gallbladder-lapel-pin-gall-of-the-wild","title":"Gallbladder Lapel Pin - Gall of the Wild!","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat do you give after gallbladder surgery? A fake gallbladder pin, that's what! This gallbladder lapel pin won't make trouble or stones. Money can't buy you love but it can buy you a fake gallbladder. Funny get well gift after gallbladder surgery, looks great on your jacket, backpack, badge reel, lanyard or hospital ID. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDid your gallbladder quit on you? You’re not alone. A half-million American gallbladders are separated from their owners every year. It’s tragic, but you can live without that pesky bile balloon, so no worries. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis cute little 1.25\" pin is made from durable printed aluminum, comes packed on a card and was made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGallstones are annoying and painful, which is why doctors recommend cholecystectomy. They're not gonna keep your gallbladder in a jar like some creepy evil surgeon. They are gonna throw it in the incinerator, because they never wanna see your gallbladder again, either. Bon voyage, gallbladder! Nice knowing ya.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeed more \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-gallbladder-rest-in-peace\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - cholecystectomy gifts - gallbladder removal gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egallbladder gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e? Check out our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-gallbladder-rest-in-peace\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - cholecystectomy gifts - gallbladder removal gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eGallbladder Rest in Peace\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edesign, available as a shirt, hoodie, tote bag and other customizable goodies at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-gallbladder-rest-in-peace\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - cholecystectomy gifts - gallbladder removal gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e. You pick the size, color and style and they print it just for you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865753,"sku":"IHGT0018","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-gallbladdercopy.jpg?v=1605049898"},{"product_id":"parathyroid-gland-lapel-pin-gland-slam","title":"Parathyroid Gland Lapel Pin - Gland Slam!","description":"\u003cp\u003eBet you never thought you'd ever find a parathyroid pin, huh? Well, here it is! Give the gift of the mighty parathyroid gland lapel pin! It's small but so endocrinologically awesome. Parathyroid cancer, parathyroid disease or parathyroid surgery got you down? Let this tiny gland lift you up. Endocrinology surgery gift ideas galore here at I Heart Guts. Endocrine surgeons need gifts, too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe parathyroid plays an important role in bone growth, telling the body how to divvy up the calcium. Just the thing for that nice endocrinologist in your life. This cute little 1.25\" parathyroid pin comes packed on an educational card and was made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan't get enough endocrine stuff? We have \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/parathyroid-thyroid\" title=\"Parathyroid Art T-shirts Gifts Mugs Tote Bags Sweatshirts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eparathyroid tees, totes, mugs and prints\u003c\/a\u003e on our print-on-demand site!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865853,"sku":"IHGT0034","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-parathyroid.jpg?v=1605211134"},{"product_id":"spleen-lapel-pin-lymphin-the-dream","title":"Spleen Lapel Pin - Lymphin' The Dream","description":"\u003cp\u003eLose your spleen? Get a teeny spleen pin! This immune system hero is the perfect post-op pal when your spleen says goodbye. We are bursting with spleen pins! Your immunology, acupuncture, splenectomy or mono pals will freak over these sweet little spleens -- they look adorbs on a backpack, scrubs or badge reel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive thanks to the wonderful spleen, which fights infection and cleans your blood while you sleep. Thanks, spleeny! This cute little 1.25\" spleen pin comes packed on an educational card and was made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMore \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=spleen\" title=\"Spleen gifts - spleen shirt - spleen surgery gift - spleen out gift - recovery surgery gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003espleen t-shirts and gifts\u003c\/a\u003e for you right here!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865925,"sku":"IHGT0028","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-spleencopy.jpg?v=1617381076"},{"product_id":"thyroid-gland-lapel-pin-feelin-hormonal","title":"Thyroid Gland Lapel Pin - Feelin' Hormonal","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow off your metabolic pride with this fabulous little thyroid pin. It's cute, cute, cute and wants to be next to you all the time. Perhaps you or someone you know has had a thyroidectomy and could use some thyroid humor in the face of cancer or disease. Or maybe you know a stylish endocrinologist looking for a metabolic buddy for their white coat?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSurprise your thyroid cancer warrior or endocrine surgeon \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ewith a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Thyroid Lapel PIn - Cute Enamel Thyroid PIn - Thyroid Pin for Badge Reel - Thyroid for White Coat Lanyard\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/thyroid\/products\/thyroid-gland-lapel-pin\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/thyroid\/products\/thyroid-gland-lapel-pin\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ecute thyroid pin\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e or thyroid magnet for an unforgettable post-op thanks. \u003c\/span\u003eThis adorable little 1.25\" thyroid lapel pin comes packed on an educational card and was made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThyroid surgery is used to treat thyroid diseases and disorders such as hyperthyroidism, hypothyroidism, a goiter (the irregular enlargement of the thyroid gland), or thyroid cancer. Hashimoto's thyroiditis and Graves disease can also throw a wrench into your lil' thyroid's life. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eMore\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=thyroid\" title=\"thyroid Gifts - thyroid cancer gift - thyroidectomy gift - thyroid surgery recovery gift - thyroid shirt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e thyroid shirts, posters \u0026amp; gifts\u003c\/a\u003e -- available on our print-on-demand site!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865957,"sku":"IHGT0042","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-thyroidcopy.jpg?v=1605220317"},{"product_id":"uterus-lapel-pin-womb-service","title":"Uterus Lapel Pin - Womb Service!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur cute uterus lapel pins are at your cervix! We've got cute uterus pins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e for any condition, occasion or crazy cramp. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShare your love for the mother of all organs by tossing a uterus onto your bag, scrubs, jacket or hospital badge reel. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShare your uterine pride with friends, or gift one to your gynecologist. Wear this cute uterus pin when when your actual uterus is metaphorically kicking you in the nuts. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis cute little 1.25\" human organ anatomical uterus pin comes packed on an educational card and was made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear your uterus on the outside! Our wild array of uterus gifts – ovary, placenta, vulva, cervix and breast plush-- are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile. Menstruation! Ovulation! Pregnancy! Miscarriage! Oh my! We can't take all the uterine excitement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus. As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" title=\"uterus gifts - endometriosis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003euterus tees and bags\u003c\/a\u003e -- \u003cspan\u003euterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs -- at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":781865965,"sku":"IHGT0031","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-pin-uteruscopy.jpg?v=1763579643"},{"product_id":"gallbladder-plushie-youve-got-gall-plush-organ-stuffed-toy-pillow-1","title":"Gallbladder Plushie - You've Got Gall! - Plush Organ Stuffed Toy Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGallbladder gone? No worries, replace it with a fluffy plushie gallbladder! This small organ looms large when it comes to digesting fats. This gallbladder pillow is a ginormous 8.5\" x 7\" x 4\" super-soft high quality bile buddy. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis gallbladder plush won't give you any trouble, while your real organ is chilling on a gorgeous gallstone beach with its bile ducts dipped in a Mai Tai. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYour gallbladder may be gone, but it's not forgotten. Designed in California, h\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emade in China.  100% polyester.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGallbladders sometimes go crazy on you. This gallbladder stuffed animal is friendlier than your lousy gallstone-filled gallbladder, no disrespect. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlow your surgeon’s mind with this snuggly adorable gallbladder. Brings smiles and comfort to you and your care team during tough times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDid your gallbladder quit on you? You’re not alone. A half-million American gallbladders are separated from their owners every year. It’s tragic, but you can live without that pesky bile balloon, so no worries.\u003c\/span\u003e Learn all about galls in our art-filled hangtag, stuffed with gallbladder goofiness and anatomical fun facts. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat does the gallbladder do? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe gallbladder collects and concentrates bile, a substance made by the liver and used to digest fat, like that ice cream you had last night. Bile helps keeps your cholesterol in check! Gall stones are the crystals that sometimes form from the bile. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=gallbladder\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - gallbladder surgery gifts - gallbladder removal gifts - gallstone shirt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egallbladder gifts\u003c\/a\u003e? Peep our tees, sweatshirts, totes, mugs etc. at our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=gallbladder\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - gallbladder out - gallbladder tee - gallbladder t-shirt - gallbladder funny\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egallbladder shop\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":813339881,"sku":"IHGT0049","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/gallbladder-plush-scale-nails-square.jpg?v=1767688111"},{"product_id":"uterus-plushie-womb-service-plush-organ-stuffed-toy-pillow","title":"Uterus Plushie - Womb Service! - Plush Organ Stuffed Toy Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOur fluffy, pink, cuddly uterus plush is a whopping 14\" x 9” x 3.5\". This plush uterus is ready for action with her posable fallopian tubes! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHysterical hysterectomy gift or C-section post-op uterus plush pal. Warms hearts at the hospital after surgery. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe mother of all organs is one tough gut. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs everyone’s first home, the uterus has a special place in our hearts. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat gift for OB\/GYNs, gynecology residents, medical school professors, obstetricians, midwives, doulas and women’s health practitioners. Pregnant women and new moms will love having an extra uterus around to hug or punch, as will anyone getting their first visit from the Menstrual Fairy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis snuggly cute uterus plushie is a good friend when your body acts like the enemy.  100% polyester. Designed in California, handmade in China.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen it's “that time of the month,” you may not like your uterus much, but hey, you wouldn't be here without one, so give props to this special reproductive organ. Besides, if you think cramps are bad, you should try childbirth. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUterus plush comes with a spectacular educational booklet hangtag that cheerfully describes the inner workings of the womb, the gestational giant. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eNeed to talk about where babies come from? This happy uterus pillow helps give “The Talk.” Uterine info included with 8 pages of gynecological goodies, educational details, hysterical photos and art. Great anatomy teaching tool for kids; makes a memorable gift for your favorite science teacher. This wonderful womb draws awareness to a variety of gynecological health issues, including pregnancy, childbirth, endometriosis, perimenopause, menopause, miscarriage, fertility, fibroids, VBAC and the like. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUterine cancer researchers love having a lab buddy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out more uterus stuff -- \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"uterus gifts - uterine cancer gift\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eKung-Fu Uterus\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"uterus gifts - uterine cancer gift - hysterectomy gift\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/love-u\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eLove U\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"menstruation gifts - period gifts - menarche gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/periodic-table-of-your-period\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePeriodic Table of Your Period\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"uterus gifts - sex education gifts - menstruation gifts - first period gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/good-ol-menstrual-cycle-1\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eGood ol’ Menstrual Cycle\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e poster -- all available as fine \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"uterus gifts - endometriosis gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" target=\"_blank\"\u003euterus gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, uterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs, uterus towels, uterus blankets, etc. at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":813340033,"sku":"IHGT0050","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/uterus-plush-hand-model-yellow-back-ground-square.jpg?v=1769467556"},{"product_id":"appendix-plushie-get-well-feel-it-in-your-gut-plush-organ-toy","title":"Appendix Plushie Get Well - Feel It In Your Gut - Plush Organ Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo appendix? No problem! Take our appendix plushie home with you -- it's just as useless as the real thing without the pain. Give the gift of an appendix that won’t explode or cause trouble. Microbiome not included. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAwesome mini-book bursting with info all about this vestigial organ included with \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e13.75” x 6\" x 4\" orange appendix stuffed toy.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePerfect present for appendicitis sufferers, people affected by appendix cancer or to commemorate an appendix loved and lost. If your appendix burst with happiness, then you need this smiling orange appendix plush. When you’ve got an infected appendix on your hands, first hit the emergency room, then get this gut post-op STAT. If you’re giving it to a friend, make sure they don’t bust their stitches laughing when you give them their appendix back. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned in California, handmade in China.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eReplace that pesky organ with this huggable fluffy appendix pillow. Real appendixes are useless. This appendectomy after-surgery support stuffed animal is useful! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat get well gift for a post-op recovery snuggle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat does the appendix do? Some folks think it may be home to a nice collection of gut bugs. Others think it does absolutely nothing. We don't think about our appendix much, but when it's gone, we miss it! Learn all about the body's most famous useless organ in the booklet hangtag attached to the toy. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHaving your appendix explode is no joke. This happy appendix will bring a smile during tough times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustom-made appendix T-shirts, appendix totes and other \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=appendix\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts - appendix funny - appendix shirt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eappendix gifts\u003c\/a\u003e available at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/appendix-rest-in-peace\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":813340581,"sku":"IHGT0087","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/IMG_9954.jpg?v=1767205690"},{"product_id":"spleen-plush-lymphin-the-dream-plush-organ-stuffed-toy-pillow","title":"Spleen Plush - Lymphin' The Dream - Plush Organ Stuffed Toy Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis adorable 9\" x 8\" x 2.5\" spleen stuffed toy is perfect for the lymph enthusiast lurking within us all. Be the star of the next immunology event or give to someone who needs a hilarious splenectomy present. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDelight your spleen surgeon, immunologist, or lymphatic system enthusiast with this special snuggly spleen. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. Designed in California, handmade in China.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhat do I give someone after spleen surgery? Well, we are biased, but we think our spleen organ plush is pretty funny. Stuff a spleen plushie, spleen pins and other spleeny treats for your post-op surgery gift basket! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePlushie spleen is the perfect gift for spleen surgery, spleen removal, spleen injuries, mono, h\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eypersplenism\u003c\/span\u003e and other problems your spleen throws your way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhat does the spleen do? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYour spleen keeps your blood tidy and fresh. This immune system fighter serves as your primary blood filter and largest lymph organ. \u003c\/span\u003eBe amazed by your lymphatic system with our colorful 8-page hangtag -- truly \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003emore than you need to know about the organ you can live without. Funny, weird gift for a future doctor or anybody with a body. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003espleen gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e available at our custom print t-shirt shop! Choose from \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/spleen-ninja\" title=\"spleen gifts - splenectomy gifts - enlarged spleen gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSpleen Ninja\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/spleen-rest-in-peace-splenectomy\" title=\"spleen gifts - splenectomy gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eRIP Spleen\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e designs and create a spleen tee, spleen tote or spleen blanket at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" title=\"spleen gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":813340877,"sku":"IHGT0073","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/spleen-plushie-square-nails-animated.gif?v=1763573407"},{"product_id":"thyroid-plushie-burn-thyroid-burn-surgery-cancer-gift-pillow","title":"Thyroid Plushie - Burn, Thyroid, Burn! - Surgery Cancer Gift Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSupersized 10.5\" x 8\" x 3\" thyroid plush is ready to take on the world! \u003c\/span\u003eGreat gift for thyroid cancer survivors, hyperthyroid or hypothyroid patients or fun-loving endocrinologists. Soft super high-quality thyroid plushie comes with an educational mini book filled with disco-dancing thyroids, thyroid facts and trivia. Perfect thyroid cancer gift! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThyroid pillow is a great and supportive pal after thyroid surgery. Your surgeon, nurse and care team will flip out over this adorable endocrine gland plush. Snuggling a giant thyroid stuffed animal will bring smiles during tough times. 100 percent polyester, designed in California, made in China.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThyroid disease comes in so many flavors, and this thyroid plush works for all your thyroid support needs. Whether it's Hashimoto's or Graves, papillary, anaplastic, medullary, or follicular thyroid cancer, or you're getting radioactive iodine therapy, you need a thyroid snuggle buddy through it all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat does the thyroid do? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe thyroid is in charge of energy! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhether you’re a couch potato or a marathon runner, this gland serves as the body’s thermostat, deciding how much energy you should burn and when. Located at your throat, this butterfly-shaped gland is metabolism central, baby. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive the gift of glands! Slap a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/burn-thyroid-burn\" title=\"thyroid gift - thyroidectomy gift - thyroid cancer gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edisco-dancing thyroid\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e on a customized shirt, hoodie, mug, phone case and more at our print-on-demand site, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" title=\"thyroid gifts - hyperthyroidism gifts - hypothyroidism gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":813341057,"sku":"IHGT0091","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/thyroid-plushie-cancer-hashimotos-pillow-graves-stuffed-gift_-_HD_1080.gif?v=1763572695"},{"product_id":"i-heart-your-guts-socks-green-multicolor-bladder-spleen-stomach-heart-kidney","title":"I Heart Your Guts Socks - Green Multicolor - Bladder Spleen Stomach Heart Kidney","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy human organ socks look great on any human foot! Organ-ic socks covered in smiling kidney, stomach, heart, spleen and bladder characters. Great organ donor socks, transplant surgery socks, cute general medicine socks or pediatric transplant socks! These colorful organ cartoon socks will put a lift in your step. Perfect gift for pediatric patients, only small sizes left, so they are on SALE! Hope you have small feet!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCute socks make a great pediatric heart transplant surgery gift, cute kidney socks for kids, stomach surgery gift for kids, bladder surgery gift for kids or organ procurement funny gift. If you need heart surgery socks for kids, bladder surgery socks for kids, funny kidney surgery gifts for kids or spleen surgery gifts for children, you have found the perfect gift in these cozy organic socks!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you work in child-life, these socks are the perfect gift for your kids waiting for surgery, and make a great gift for post-op recovery in the hospital, too. Bring spleens to the kids' toes and a grin to their face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColorful and adorable organic cotton socks, brought to you by \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.neoneaters.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eNeon Eaters\u003c\/a\u003e x I Heart Guts. These soft and comfy socks look fun peeking from below trousers or above rollerskates! Socks feature bladder, stomach, spleen, heart and kidney. Available Small - kids' size 9-13 (2-6 years old), Medium - youth 1-5 (7-11 year olds). Machine wash cold, dry low. Made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Small - kids shoe 9-13 -  age 2-6","offer_id":11109631941,"sku":"AsxHYGs","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium - kids shoe 1-5 -  age 5-8","offer_id":11109624261,"sku":"AsxHYGm","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/IHeartYourGuts-green-toe-iheartguts-socks-hoi-res.jpg?v=1606265880"},{"product_id":"colon-plushie-you-move-me-plush-organ-stuffed-toy-pillow","title":"Colon Plushie - You Move Me - Plush Organ Stuffed Toy Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGive the gift of a soft bowel with this snuggly colon plush pillow! This 10.5” x 9.25” x 2.5\" colon toy replaces the worst-behaved guts with a smile. Cutest colon ever! \u003c\/span\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBowel-tastic! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesigned in California, handmade in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGuts gone nuts? Grab this happy intestinal pal to hug or punch when your body is acting evil. This plushie colon will bring a smile to your favorite colon cancer patient, colonoscopy, IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior. Great gift for med students on GI rotations!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen gastrointestinal distress gets you down, try cuddling this cute colon on your health journey. If you're tormented by your own guts, this one will bring you good cheer and smiles all around at the hospital or clinic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhat does your colon do? The colon makes up most of the large intestine and is the magical tube that transforms digested food into feces. \u003c\/span\u003eYou’ll love having a colon pillow around to hug or punch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow do I care for my colon? Our awesome hangtags are packed with info all about the colon. Don't forget to drink water, eat fiber and don't strain on the toilet. Your GI doctor will thank you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColon stuffed animal a great neck-pillow or post-op cough pillow for your new incision. Great conversation stopper on the plane or train! The real icing on the colon? Nothing could be more ridiculous than wearing an intestine wrapped around your neck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColon tees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e, colon mugs, colon tote bags and l\u003c\/span\u003eoads more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/colon-collection\" title=\"colon gifts - colon shirts - colon tees - colon humor - colitis shirt - ibd tee - ibs tees - colonoscopy tee\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ecolon gifts\u003c\/a\u003e available at our print-on-demand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/colon-collection\" title=\"ibs gifts - ibd gifts - crohns gift - colitis gift - colon tee - colon shirt - funny colon gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ecolon store\u003c\/a\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":986581988,"sku":"IHGT0095","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/colon-plush-scale-IBS-IBD-colitis-crohns-colon-cancer-gifts-sq.jpg?v=1769447976"},{"product_id":"colon-keychain-you-move-me","title":"Colon Keychain - You Move Me","description":"\u003cp\u003eCute colon keychain will cheer you up when your body is acting poopy. This colon anatomical keychain will bring a smile to your favorite colon cancer patient, colonoscopy, IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior. Great gift for med students on GI rotations as they make their way through the bowels of med school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet your pocket colon keychain bring awareness to colorectal surgery, colostomy and other hard-to-digest topics. Engraved back of keychain and display read: \"Colon: You Move Me,\" comes with educational info all about this essential gut. Colon part of keychain measures 2 7\/8\" x 2.5\". Designed in the US, made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur colon shaped keychain is a great mood booster for colon disease and troubles! What does the colon do? The colon turns food into feces! Also known as the large intestine, this magical tube makes poop. Your colon is colonized by a dynamic microbial ecosystem — bacteria account for 60% of the mass of your fecal solids. Wow!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustom \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=colon\" title=\"Colon T-shirts - Funny Colon Shirts - Cute Colon Tees, Posters, Mugs and Gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecolon tees \u0026amp; gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are now available! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/trust-your-gut\" title=\"colon gift - crohns gift - colitis gift - colon cancer gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTrust Your Gut\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/colon-you-move-me\" title=\"colon gift - crohns gift - colitis gift - colon cancer gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eYou Move Me\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003edesigns both available at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" title=\"colon gift - colitis gift - crohns gift - colon cancer gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":988264980,"sku":"IHGT2025","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/Colon_Keychain.gif?v=1763579906"},{"product_id":"gallbladder-keychain-gall-of-the-wild","title":"Gallbladder Keychain - Gall of the Wild","description":"\u003cp\u003eTake your gallbladder everywhere you go with this awesome gallbladder keychain. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDid your gallbladder quit on you? You’re not alone. A half-million American gallbladders are separated from their owners every year. It’s tragic, but you can replace that pesky bile balloon with this cute gallbladder keychain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat does the gallbladder do besides cause pain and make gallstones? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe gallbladder collects and concentrates bile, a substance made by the liver and used to digest fat, like that ice cream you had last night. Bile helps keeps your cholesterol in check! Gall stones are the crystals that sometimes form from the bile. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe engraved back of the keychain and cardboard display read: \"Gallbladder: Gall of the Wild,\" and the display includes an educational card all about this digestive buddy. The gallbladder part of the keychain measures 1 3\/4\" x 1 7\/8\" Zinc alloy with soft enamel, polybagged. Designed in the US, made in China.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed a funny \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=gallbladder\" title=\"Gallbladder Surgery Shirt - Funny Gallbladder Tees - Cute Gallbladder T-shirt - Gallbladder Surgery Clothing \u0026amp; Gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egallbladder surgery shirt\u003c\/a\u003e or more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-gallbladder-rest-in-peace\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - cholecystectomy gifts - gallbladder removal gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egallbladder gifts\u003c\/a\u003e? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-gallbladder-rest-in-peace\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - cholecystectomy gifts - gallbladder removal gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eGallbladder Rest in Peace\u003c\/a\u003e design, available as a shirt, hoodie, tote bag and other customizable goodies at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-gallbladder-rest-in-peace\" title=\"gallbladder gifts - cholecystectomy gifts - gallbladder removal gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e. You pick the size, color and style and they print it just for you!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":988284372,"sku":"IHGT2027","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/gallbladderkeychainbagcharmamazon-Large540p-cropped.gif?v=1729715167"},{"product_id":"bowel-movement-colon-magnet","title":"Bowel Movement - Colon Magnet","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCute colon magnet brings cheer when your body is acting poopy! Let our “Bowel Movement” colon magnet shine light on colorectal surgery, colostomy and other hard-to-digest topics. Bring a smile to your favorite colon cancer patient, colonoscopy, IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior with a big steaming pile of anatomical colon magnets.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGreat gift for med students on GI rotations as they make their way through the bowels of med school. Cute colon magnet wants to live near the toilet, but it will settle for a nice spot on the fridge. Let's hope you have some high-fiber snacks in there. Super strong 2.25\" magnet will stick to your filing cabinet or fridge like glue. Made in USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOur hula-hooping colon magnet is a great mood booster for colon disease and troubles! Funny colon magnets make a great giveaway at colon health events, fundraisers, health walks, conferences and camps. Everybody loves a cute little bowel movement!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat does the colon do? The colon turns food into feces! Also known as the large intestine, this magical tube makes poop. Your colon is colonized by a dynamic microbial ecosystem — bacteria account for 60% of the mass of your fecal solids. Wow!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Colon tshirts - colonoscopy shirt - colon surgery funny - colon cancer humor tee\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=colon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eColon tees and gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and more at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"colon gift - colitis gift - crohns gift - colon cancer gift\" href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1012808656,"sku":"IHGT6014","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/bowel-movement-colon-pooping-magnet-scale-squar-crop.jpg?v=1713903616"},{"product_id":"weak-in-the-knees-for-you-knee-joint-magnet","title":"Weak in the Knees For You - Knee Joint Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eNeed funny knee replacement gifts? Let our cute knee magnet help you on the road to wellness. Our \"Weak in the Knees for You\" magnet wants to be part of your knee surgery repair and recovery team. When you're not feeling articulate, let this cute lil' knee joint express the love for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat to get someone after knee replacement or ACL surgery: a cute smiling knee gag gift is just what the doc ordered. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur knee joint magnet includes bonus ACL! This fantastic little knee magnet is super strong and measures 2.25\". Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow does the knee work? With help from ligaments and muscles, knees help us bend, run, hop, skip, jump and roller skate. We kneed them! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis articulate fellow, the body's largest joint, is where the femur meets the tibia and fibula. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefore we give all knees a bad rap, let's talk about why knees are awesome! For example, did you know your kneecap is as unique as your fingerprint? That's right, it's not some generic bone, your kneecap (aka your patella) is completely different than your brother's or your best friend's. It's like a snowflake!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=knee\" title=\"Knee Surgery Shirt - Knee replacement funny T-shirt - knee replacement tee\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=knee\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eknee gifts and tees\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"knee gifts - knee replacement gift - knee surgery gift\" href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1012851880,"sku":"IHGT6006","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/knees-weak-magnet-cute-knee-replacement-surgery-gift-torn-acl-ortho-bone-doc-gifts-knee-probs-scale-square.jpg?v=1713481965"},{"product_id":"tonsil-plushie-youre-swell-plush-organ-stuffed-toy-pillow","title":"Tonsil Plushie  - You're Swell - Plush Organ Stuffed Toy Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFluffy and soft tonsil plushie to hug on your way to surgery and recovery! Tonsil stuffed animal is the gift you need for tonsillectomy comfort and support. This 9.5\" x 6\" x 4.5\" tonsil pillow is so cute it hurts. Get your tonsils back with a huge and huggy tonsil plushie! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYay for tonsils! Huggable tonsil post-op pal after surgery will warm hearts at the hospital and make things a bit less scary for pediatric tonsil removal patients. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFact-filled hangtag describes this immune system powerhouse. Handmade in China \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eat an ethically certified factory\u003c\/span\u003e. 100 percent polyester. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhat do tonsils do? We don't think much about tonsils until they have to be removed, but these blobs of lymphatic tissue battle bad guys in your mouth. There are four types of tonsils: adenoid, palatine, lingual and tubal. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeed more swell tonsil treats? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"tonsil gifts - tonsillectomy gift - tonsil removal gift\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/tonsil-goodbye\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eGoodbye Tonsil\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tees, tonsil tote bags and other fun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"tonsil gifts - tonsillectomy gift - tonsil removal gift\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/tonsil-goodbye\" target=\"_blank\"\u003etonsil gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e all over at our print-on-demand shop \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1243024584,"sku":"IHGT0098","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/Tonsil-plush-tonsillectomy-surgery-plushie-hangtag_square_AdobeExpress.gif?v=1763574008"},{"product_id":"bunch-of-uterus-stickers-15-uterus-stickers","title":"Bunch of Uterus Stickers - 15 Uterus Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003eShare your uterus with everyone you know with uterus stickers! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGet ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile with a cute uterus sticker! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShare your love for the mother of all organs by tossing a uterus onto your bike, water bottle or laptop. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShow off your uterine pride or gift one to your gynecologist. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCute uterus cartoon stickers are p\u003cspan\u003eerfect for prizes or awareness campaigns. \u003c\/span\u003eI\u003cspan\u003encludes 15 outdoor-quality vinyl stickers, each approximately 3\" x 3\". Designed in California, made in China. Uterus sticker pack comes with educational information all about the uterus.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMenstruation! Ovulation! Reproduction! Pregnancy! Miscarriage! Reproductive Rights! Sexual Health! Oh my! We can't take all the uterine excitement. Bring awareness to everything uterine with these adorable uterus stickers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat is the uterus and what does it do? Every human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus! As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out more \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/gynecology-goodies\" title=\"Uterus Shirt - Uterus tee - obgyn humor\" target=\"_blank\"\u003euterus gifts and tees\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7839588805,"sku":"IHGT3010","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-stix-uterus-main-copyright.jpg?v=1605042538"},{"product_id":"pile-of-colon-stickers-15-colon-stickers","title":"Pile of Colon Stickers - 15 Colon Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCute colon stickers bring big smiles to your favorite IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior. Need great fundraiser or awareness items for intestinal health walks or colon camps? Look no further than these funny colon stickers. Bag of 15 large colon stickers approx. 3\" x 3\" fab for sharing with all your colon-loving friends. Made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat gift for med students on GI rotations! Dress up your laptop or water bottle with a happy lil' colon sticker. Adorable colon will cheer your colon care team. Makes a great addition to any colon surgery gift basket or care package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat does your colon do? The colon makes up most of the large intestine and is the magical tube that transforms digested food into feces. Anatomical colon stickers some with educational packaging all about your poop tube!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed more colon gifts? We are overflowing with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/colon-collection\" title=\"Colon Tees | Colon T-shirts, Intestine Shirts, Colon Shirts, IBS tees, IBD shirts, colon humor shirts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ecolon tees\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eand flush with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/colon-collection\" title=\"Colon Gifts - IBS IBD Crohns Colitis Funny Gifts \u0026amp; Humor - Funny Colon Tees\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ecolon gifts\u003c\/a\u003e at\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":7852460357,"sku":"IHGT3002","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/stix-colon-main.jpg?v=1519328756"},{"product_id":"colon-you-move-me-buttons-set-of-10","title":"Colon You Move Me Buttons - Set of 10","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou and your friends can all wear matching colon buttons! Cute colon buttons bring big smiles to your favorite colon cancer patient, colonoscopy, IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior. Set of 10 one-inch colon buttons, made in the U.S.A.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColon badges make great fundraiser or awareness items for walks or camps. Great gift for med students on GI rotations! Dress up your badge reel or lanyard with a happy lil' colon button! Adorable colon will cheer your colon care team. Makes a great addition to any colon surgery gift basket or care package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat does your colon do? The colon makes up most of the large intestine and is the magical tube that transforms digested food into feces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed more colon gifts? We are overflowing with \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/colon-collection\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Colon Tees | Colon T-shirts, Intestine Shirts, Colon Shirts, IBS tees, IBD shirts, colon humor shirts\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ecolon tees \u003c\/a\u003eand flush with \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/colon-collection\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Colon Gifts - IBS IBD Crohns Colitis Funny Gifts \u0026amp; Humor - Funny Colon Tees\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ecolon gifts\u003c\/a\u003e at iheartguts.threadless.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":8416887429,"sku":"XBcolo","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/button-colon-youmoveme-10.jpg?v=1606266633"},{"product_id":"kung-fu-uterus-magnet","title":"Kung Fu Uterus Magnet","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFear the uterus! Cute funny uterus magnet is ready to fight for you! When irritating \u0026amp; painful uterine issues make you want to punch a wall, such as endometriosis, PMS, cramps or hysterectomy, our Kung Fu Uterus magnet will be there to help you battle. Our uterus warrior is ready for anything!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis cute uterus magnet is great for reproductive rights events, women's health walks and anyplace else you need a powerful and sticky uterus. If you need a funny gift for uterus surgery, this uterus magnet is small, cheap (ahem, *inexpensive*) and brings the fun to not-so-fun health issues. Super strong 2.25\" uterus magnet will stick to your fridge like glue. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShare your uterine pride with friends, or give a uterus magnet to your gynecologist. Look to your uterus magnet for strength when when your actual uterus is metaphorically kicking you in the nuts. Our uterus magnets are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile. Uterus magnets make great giveaways at conferences, health event booths and prize wheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus. As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" title=\"uterus gifts - endometriosis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003euterus tees and bags\u003c\/a\u003e -- \u003cspan\u003euterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs -- at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":10114618693,"sku":"IHGT6003","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-KUNG-FU-UTERUS-MAGNET-IHEARTGUTS_584b65af-023b-404a-942b-cfda8aed7f78.jpg?v=1606243170"},{"product_id":"gall-of-the-wild-gallbladder-magnet","title":"Gall of the Wild - Gallbladder Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eCute gallbladder magnet is ready to celebrate your dead gallbladder! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDid your gallbladder quit on you? You’re not alone. A half-million American gallbladders are separated from their owners every year. It’s tragic, but you can replace that pesky bile balloon with this cute gallbladder magnet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNext time your gallbladder comes out, take it camping and roast it like a marshmallow over an open fire! I hear gallbladder s'mores are truly delicious. Super strong 2.25\" magnet will stick to your fridge like glue. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny gallbladder magnet it the perfect gift for gallbladder removal, gallbladder surgery humor or gallstones. An infected gallbladder is painful, but this gallbladder magnet will bring you nothing but joy. And at $4 the price is right for a cute little gallbladder memorial for that miserable organ. Good riddance!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat does the gallbladder do besides cause pain and make gallstones? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe gallbladder collects and concentrates bile, a substance made by the liver and used to digest fat, like that ice cream you had last night. Bile helps keeps your cholesterol in check! Gall stones are the crystals that sometimes form from the bile. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":10114657285,"sku":"IHGT6020","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/GALLBLADDER-MAGNET.jpg?v=1605471245"},{"product_id":"burn-thyroid-burn-magnet","title":"Burn Thyroid Burn Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDress up your fridge with a cute thyroid magnet!  If they took your real thyroid, celebrate with this this adorable disco-dancing thyroid. Thyroid magnet reads \"Burn, Thyroid, Burn\" and will help you laugh in the face\u003c\/span\u003e of thyroid cancer or disease. You can see the thyroid in the back is enjoying a plate of pasta, if you're more into eating than dancing. Mmm, pastaaaa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for funny thyroid cancer gifts, or a silly thyroid surgery gift? This cute thyroid magnet is just the thing to stick on your fridge while you struggle with thyroid disease. Hyperthyroid warriors, hypothyroid warriors and will love sticking this naughty gland on their fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCute thyroid magnet is great for awareness campaigns, health events or endocrine conference giveaway prize wheels. Surprise your endocrine surgeon \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ewith a\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e thyroid magnet for an unforgettable post-op thanks. Super strong 2.25\" magnet will stick to your fridge like glue. Made in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese thyroid art magnets make great gifts for thyroid disease and disorders such as hyperthyroidism, hypothyroidism, a goiter (the irregular enlargement of the thyroid gland), or thyroid cancer. Hashimoto's thyroiditis and Graves disease can also throw a wrench into your lil' thyroid's life. Picture your thyroid smiling and dancing instead of acting nuts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=thyroid\" title=\"thyroid Gifts - thyroid cancer gift - thyroidectomy gift - thyroid surgery recovery gift - thyroid shirt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethyroid shirts, posters \u0026amp; gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e -- available on our print-on-demand site!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":10114804613,"sku":"IHGT6019","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/THYROID-MAGNET.jpg?v=1605470860"},{"product_id":"kung-fu-uterus-patch","title":"Kung Fu Uterus Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eMess with this uterus and you will feel the pain. Uterus patch perfect to wear on your jacket or backpack to the next reproductive rights march. Iron-on 2.25\" round embroidered patch. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCute funny uterus patch is ready to fight for you! When irritating \u0026amp; painful uterine issues make you want to punch a wall, such as endometriosis, PMS, cramps or hysterectomy, our Kung Fu Uterus patch will be there to help you battle. This uterus warrior is ready for anything!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis cute uterus iron-on patch is great for reproductive rights events, women's health walks and anyplace else you need a powerful uterus. If you need a funny gift for uterus surgery, this uterus patch is small, cheap (ahem, *inexpensive*) and brings the fun to not-so-fun health issues. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e Abortion march merch for U!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShare your uterine pride with friends, or give a cute embroidered uterus patch to your gynecologist. Look to your uterus iron-on patch for strength when when your actual uterus is metaphorically kicking you in the nuts. Our funny uterus patches are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile. Uterus magnets make great giveaways at conferences, health event booths and prize wheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus. As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" title=\"uterus gifts - endometriosis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003euterus tees and bags\u003c\/a\u003e -- \u003cspan\u003euterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs -- at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":18613839301,"sku":"IHGT7001","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/ScreenShot2020-11-11at1.14.21PM.png?v=1605129310"},{"product_id":"pile-of-12-colon-erasers","title":"Pile of 12 Colon Erasers","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour colon has never been cuter! Bag of 12 non-toxic cute colon-shaped erasers assures you'll have plenty of guts. Each eraser measures 1.5\" tall. Non-toxic, BPA free, phthalate free, lead free, PVC free, conforms to CPSIA, ASTM, EN-71 and 1-2-3 standards. \u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Choking Hazard: Not for kids under age 3\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCustom \u003c\/span\u003ecolon gifts\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e are now available! \u003c\/span\u003eColon tees\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, colon mugs and colon tote bags! Get a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/trust-your-gut\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"colon gift - crohns gift - colitis gift - colon cancer gift\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eTrust Your Gut\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/colon-you-move-me\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"colon gift - crohns gift - colitis gift - colon cancer gift\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eYou Move Me\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003edesigns both available at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"colon gift - colitis gift - crohns gift - colon cancer gift\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41405538576,"sku":"IHGT4003","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-COLON-ERASERS.jpg?v=1606186840"},{"product_id":"bunch-of-12-uterus-erasers","title":"Bunch of 12 Uterus Erasers","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy settle for one uterus when you could have 12? Bag of 12 uterus erasers is perfect for sharing. Each uterus measures 1.25\" tall. Non-toxic, BPA free, phthalate free, lead free, PVC free, conforms to CPSIA, ASTM, EN-71 and 1-2-3 standards. \u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Choking Hazard: Not for kids under age 3\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCheck out more uterus stuff -- \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"uterus gifts - uterine cancer gift\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eKung-Fu Uterus\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/love-u\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"uterus gifts - uterine cancer gift - hysterectomy gift\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eLove U\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/periodic-table-of-your-period\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"menstruation gifts - period gifts - menarche gifts\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ePeriodic Table of Your Period\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/good-ol-menstrual-cycle-1\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"uterus gifts - sex education gifts - menstruation gifts - first period gifts\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eGood ol’ Menstrual Cycle\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e poster -- all available as fine \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"uterus gifts - endometriosis gifts \" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003euterus gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, uterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs, uterus towels, uterus blankets, etc. at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41405839760,"sku":"XE12ut","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/UTERUS-ERASERS-COPYRIGHTED.jpg?v=1502478580"},{"product_id":"thyroid-keychain-burn-thyroid-burn","title":"Thyroid Keychain - Burn, Thyroid, Burn","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake your thyroid everywhere you go with this cute thyroid keychain!  If they took your real thyroid, replace it with this nearly life-size anatomical thyroid keychain. Laugh in the face\u003c\/span\u003e of thyroid cancer or disease with a pocket thyroid. Enamel keychain measures 2.25” x 2”, engraved with \"Let's Metabolize\" on the back. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSurprise your thyroid cancer warrior or endocrine surgeon \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ewith a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.com\/collections\/thyroid\/products\/thyroid-gland-lapel-pin\" title=\"Thyroid Lapel PIn - Cute Enamel Thyroid PIn - Thyroid Pin for Badge Reel - Thyroid for White Coat Lanyard\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ecute thyroid pin\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e or thyroid magnet for an unforgettable post-op thanks. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOr maybe you know a nice endocrinologist. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCardboard backing describes the inner life of this essential endocrine pal. Designed in the U.S., made in China.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a  cute thyroid cancer or funny thyroid surgery gift? You found it in this cute thyroid keychain! It's easy to clean and your doctors, nurses and care team will giggle over your thyroid-on-the-go. We've got hyperthyroid gifts, hypothyroid gifts, Graves's disease gifts, Hashimoto's gifts and every possible thyroid disease this metabolic little monster cooks up inside your body! Thyroiditis can also throw a wrench into your lil' thyroid's life. Sorry, thyroid! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"thyroid Gifts - thyroid cancer gift - thyroidectomy gift - thyroid surgery recovery gift - thyroid shirt\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=thyroid\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethyroid shirts, posters \u0026amp; gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e -- available on our print-on-demand site!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":111199715344,"sku":"IHGT2040","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/1-KEYCHAIN-THYROID.jpg?v=1605220357"},{"product_id":"uterus-and-ovary-socks-ova-achiever-womb-service","title":"Uterus and Ovary Socks - Ova Achiever + Womb Service","description":"\u003cp\u003eWear your uterus and ovaries on your feet with cute uterus socks! Feels so good to slide your feet into uterus socks. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur cozy uterus socks are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile. Menstruation! Ovulation! Pregnancy! Miscarriage! Fibroids! Oh my! Best socks\u003c\/span\u003e for OB\/GYN or IVF clinic!\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOne size: women's size 6-11\/ men's 5-9\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWith \"Ova Achiever\" on the front and \"Womb Service\" on the back, you'll be the envy of the entire gynecology floor.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Super soft bamboo viscose sport crew socks will hug your feet as only a uterus can. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e Face the stirrups and speculum with a smile -- and cute uterus socks!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus! As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out our uterus \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/uterus-gifts\" title=\"Uterus Tees - Uterus Shirts - Womb Service T-shirts - Reproductive Rights Shirts - OBGYN Tees\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eT-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/collections\/uterus-gifts\" title=\"Uterus Tees- Reproductive Rights Tees - Cute Womb Shirts - Women's Health Shirts - Funny Uterus Shirts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egynecological gifts\u003c\/a\u003e  at \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31415801806914,"sku":"IHGT9005","price":15.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/UTERUS-SOCK-2.jpg?v=1575841372"},{"product_id":"colon-socks-you-move-me-head-over-bowels-for-you","title":"Colon Socks - You Move Me + Head Over Bowels for You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet your colon socks bring awareness to colorectal surgery, colostomy and other hard-to-digest topics. Colon socks will bring a smile to your favorite colon cancer patient, colonoscopy, IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior when their body is acting poopy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRed and pink colon covered intestine socks read \"You Move Me\" on the toe and \"Head Over Bowels For You\" on the back. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size: women's size 6-11\/ men's 5-9. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSuper soft bamboo viscose sport crew socks. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat gift for med students on GI rotations as they make their way through the bowels of med school. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBe \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ethe envy of your gastroenterology gang with cute colon socks! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31415847092290,"sku":"IHGT9002","price":15.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/COLON-SOCK-1.jpg?v=1575843539"},{"product_id":"knee-joint-plushie-kneed-for-speed-knee-replacement-gift","title":"Knee Joint Plushie - Kneed for Speed - Knee Replacement Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAdorable knee joint plush is weak in the knees for you! Fluffy soft stuffed animal joint measures 12\" x 6.5\" x 6.5\" and makes a fab and funny knee surgery gift. Give the gift of a new knee surgery plush with the amazing knee replacement gift! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOrthopedic surgeons and torn ACL sufferers will delight in this adorable knee replacement gift. If you have a robot knee, you kneed this snuggly knee plushie, too. Designed in California, handmade in China. Meets and exceeds toy safety standards. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect post-op recovery gift and surgeon gift alike. Your knee doctor will jump for joy over this ridiculous oversize knee plush toy. Great gift for your orthopedic surgeon, physical therapist or torn ACL sufferer. Plush body parts were never so cute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour knee is the largest joint in your body. This articulate fellow is where the femur, the upper leg bone, meets the tibia and fibula, the lower leg bones. With help from ligaments and muscles, knees help us bend, run, hop, skip, jump and roller skate. We kneed them! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDoes your knee nerd need more \u003ca title=\"knee gifts - knee surgery recovery gift - knee funny - knee humor - knee cute - knee surgery shirt\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=knee\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eknee gifts\u003c\/a\u003e? We have \u003ca title=\"knee tees -- knee replacement shirt - knee humor - knee gift funny - knee gift cute\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=knee\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eknee tees\u003c\/a\u003e, knee mugs, and more cute knee prezzies at our print-on-demand knee shop!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31671176331330,"sku":"IHGT0116","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/knee-plushie-chrome-nail-lifestyle-hard-shadow-pink-bkgd-square_365a07eb-cfe4-428a-a0e3-1dab19542f41.jpg?v=1771432152"},{"product_id":"kneed-for-speed-knee-joint-magnet","title":"Kneed For Speed - Knee Joint Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eNeed funny knee replacement gifts? Let our cute knee magnet help you on the road to wellness. Our \"Kneed for Speed\" magnet wants to be part of your knee surgery repair and recovery team. Heck, if our knee character was licensed to do surgery, it would! Knee magnet for your fridge? Heck, yes! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat to get someone after knee replacement or ACL surgery: a cute smiling knee gag gift is just what the doc ordered. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur knee joint magnet includes bonus ACL! This fantastic little knee magnet is super strong and measures 2.25\". Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow does the knee work? With help from ligaments and muscles, knees help us bend, run, hop, skip, jump and roller skate. We kneed them! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis articulate fellow, the body's largest joint, is where the femur meets the tibia and fibula. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefore we give all knees a bad rap, let's talk about why knees are awesome! For example, did you know your kneecap is as unique as your fingerprint? That's right, it's not some generic bone, your kneecap (aka your patella) is completely different than your brother's or your best friend's. It's like a snowflake!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=knee\" title=\"Knee Surgery Shirt - Knee replacement funny T-shirt - knee replacement tee\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=knee\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eknee gifts and tees\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"knee gifts - knee replacement gift - knee surgery gift\" href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39331880697922,"sku":"IHGT6027","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/kneed-speed-magnet-scale-knee-surgery-torn-acl-knee-replacement-gifts-care-pakcage-sq.jpg?v=1663608588"},{"product_id":"hip-joint-lapel-pin-love-this-hip-joint-replacement-surgery-funny-gift","title":"Hip Joint Lapel Pin - Love This Hip Joint Replacement Surgery Funny Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't let your hip replacement go unnoticed! Perfect for anyone who's had arthroplasty (or is just a cool hipster!), the Hip Joint Lapel Pin is the quirkiest way to show off your new hip. Whether you're celebrating a successful surgery or just looking for a punny gift, this groovy hip joint character pin will make 'em smile. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHip hip hooray, we've got hip joint gifts galore here at I Heart Guts! Hip replacement patients and orthos alike will love celebrating this big ball and socket joint. Slap a hip joint pin your lanyard, badge reel or hospital ID and spread smiles at the orthopedic clinic! Funny arthroplasty or bone clinic gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eG\u003c\/span\u003eet your hips moving with this ridiculous hip joint pin. Includes femurs! This fantastic little 1.25\" printed \u003cspan\u003ealuminum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e hip \u003c\/span\u003epin comes packed on an educational card, was designed in the USA and made in China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSocket to me! This big ol’ bone connects the pelvis bone to the thigh bones. You may know many hip bands, but there are only a few hip bones: ilium, ischium, and pubis. Wider in women, pelvis comes from the Latin, meaning basin. Now that’s hip!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMore cute and \u003ca title=\"Cute funny hip replacement surgery gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/youre-so-hip-cute-hip-surgery-tee-funny-hip-replacement-shirt\/mens\/t-shirt\/regular?variation=front\u0026amp;color=black\" target=\"_blank\"\u003efunny hip replacement gifts\u003c\/a\u003e available at our print-on-demand site\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e at \u003ca title=\"pelvis gifts - hip replacement gift - broken hip gift\" href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40095700779074,"sku":"IHGT1028","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/products\/pin-hip-joint-replacement-surgery-gift-ortho-surgeon-doc-funny-cute.jpg?v=1740773498"},{"product_id":"knee-enamel-keychain-kneed-for-speed-knee-replacement-surgery-gift","title":"Knee Enamel Keychain - Kneed for Speed - Knee Replacement Surgery Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eKeeping your knees crossed for a successful knee surgery? This knee joint keychain will let 'em know you kneed 'em! This adorable happy knee enamel keychain comes with a dash of knee replacement surgery humor. Perfect as a pick-me-up for someone who’s had knee problems, or as a lighthearted addition to your ortho clinic bathroom keys. You kneed this cute keychain!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed funny knee replacement gifts? Let our cute knee keychain help you on the road to wellness. Our knee surgery gifts are the best for your recovery care package. Kneed keys for your ortho's coat pocket? Heck, yes! Durable metal enamel keychain is made from nickel and is easily sanitized in clinic or hospital settings. Unlike your real knee, this knee can take a beating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat to get someone after knee replacement or ACL surgery: a cute smiling knee gag gift is just what the doc ordered. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOur knee joint keychain includes bonus ACL! This fantastic little 2\" x  1 3\/8\" knee joint keychain is made from zinc alloy and enamel, comes packed on an educational card, was designed in California and made in China.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefore we give all knees a bad rap, let's talk about why knees are awesome! For example, did you know your kneecap is as unique as your fingerprint? That's right, it's not some generic bone, your kneecap (aka your patella) is completely different than your brother's or your best friend's. It's like a snowflake!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40306453282882,"sku":"IHGT2046","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/keychain-knee-font-white-bkgd-square.png?v=1740773614"},{"product_id":"kiss-my-uterus-magnet-reproductive-rights-humor-ob-gyn-midwife-doula-labor-and-delivery-nurse-funny-gift","title":"Kiss My Uterus Magnet - Reproductive Rights Humor, OB\/GYN Midwife Doula Labor and Delivery Nurse Funny Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCute uterus magnet is ready for you to smooch it where the sun don't shine. When uterine issues make you want to punch a wall, such as endometriosis, PMS, cramps or hysterectomy, our Kiss My Uter-Ass magnet will be there to help you express your feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis cute uterus magnet is great for reproductive rights events, women's health walks and anyplace else you need a powerful and sticky uterus. If you need a funny gift for uterus surgery, this uterus magnet is small, cheap (ahem, *inexpensive*) and brings the fun to not-so-fun health issues. Super strong 2.25\" uterus magnet will stick to your fridge like glue. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShare your uterine pride with friends, or give a uterus magnet to your gynecologist. Look to your uterus magnet for strength when your actual uterus is metaphorically kicking you in the nuts. Our uterus magnets are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile. Uterus magnets make great giveaways at conferences, health event booths and prize wheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus. As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" title=\"uterus gifts - endometriosis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003euterus tees and bags\u003c\/a\u003e -- \u003cspan\u003euterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs -- at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40373183676482,"sku":"IHGT6030","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/uterus-uterass-manget-single.jpg?v=1690938833"},{"product_id":"knee-socks-kneed-for-speed-knee-replacement-surgery-gift","title":"Knee Socks - Kneed for Speed Knee Replacement Surgery Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eCute knee socks make a fab knee replacement surgery gift! Kneed something cute to soften an ACL tear or knee injury? Look no further than our cute knee socks. \u003cspan\u003eHooray for literal knee socks! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne size: women's size 6-11\/ men's 5-9. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhether you've got  knee injury or knee pain, you kneed these knee socks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eenvy of your knee rehab scene with these cute knee character socks. \"Kneed For Speed\" on the toe and \"You're All I Kneed\" on the back. Super soft cushiony bamboo viscose sport socks. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in the USA. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eKnee character socks will look so cute beneath your scar. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper cute happy knee socks make great gifts for knee doctors, knee physical therapists, orthopedic nurses and all the other knee geeks of the world. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHilarious gift for a budding knee doctor! Perfect funny orthopedic med school graduation gift or cute knee rehab gift. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40430024228930,"sku":"IHGT9007","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/knee-socks-orange-background.jpg?v=1695676976"},{"product_id":"uterus-plush-backpack","title":"Uterus Plush Backpack","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStuff it all into your uterus! This snuggly cute uterus plushie backpack is ready to travel everywhere you wanna go! Fluffy, pink, cuddly uterus plush backpack measures 11\" x 11” x 2.5\" and the 9\" x 6\" x 4\" storage part of the uterus is roomy enough to carry a lot of stuff -- bring your uterus to school or on a hike. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCarry your birthing essentials to the hospital in this amazing uterus backpack! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. Designed in California, handmade in China.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eUterus plush backpack comes with a spectacular educational booklet hangtag that cheerfully describes the inner workings of the womb, the gestational giant. \u003c\/span\u003ePregnant women and new moms will love having extra uterine storage. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePolyester body and stuffing, nylon straps, PVC zipper. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for OB\/GYNs, gynecology residents, medical school professors, obstetricians, midwives, doulas and women’s health practitioners. \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMemorable gift for your favorite science teacher. This wonderful womb draws awareness to a variety of gynecological health issues, including pregnancy, childbirth, endometriosis, perimenopause, menopause, miscarriage, fertility, fibroids, VBAC and the like.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40620632571970,"sku":"IHGT0123","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/uterus-backpack-lifestyle-model-square.jpg?v=1776283112"},{"product_id":"uterus-magnet-love-u-ovary-much-cute-new-mom-magnet-pregnancy-gift","title":"Uterus Magnet | Love U Ovary Much, Cute New Mom Magnet, Pregnancy Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eCute uterus magnet says \"Love U Ovary Much\" and makes a great new mom gift, cute IVF gift or pregnancy gift idea. Super strong 2.25\" uterus magnet looks great on the fridge or clinic filing cabinet. Super cute uterus gift when your uterus needs a lift and some love. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShare your uterine pride with friends, or give  the perfect midwife or doula gift. Our uterus magnets are ready to make any labor and delivery nurse, hysterectomy patient, endometriosis warrior, pregnant mom or OB\/GYN smile. Uterus magnets make great giveaways at conferences, health event booths and prize wheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery human being on Earth got their start inside a uterus. As everyone's first home, the uterus is truly the coolest organ (sorry brain and heart!) with special superpowers all its own. Not only can the uterus grow other organs, such as the placenta, it can nurture and grow an entire new human being. The uterus is usually the size of a small pear, but it grows to the size of a watermelon during pregnancy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck out more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"uterus gifts - endometriosis gifts\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/kung-fu-uterus\" target=\"_blank\"\u003euterus tees and bags\u003c\/a\u003e -- \u003cspan\u003euterus shirts, uterus tote bags, uterus mugs -- at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40964547346498,"sku":"IHGT6039","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/uterus-love-u-ovary-much-magnet-lifestyle-model-nails-surgery-square.jpg?v=1714592875"},{"product_id":"we-make-beautiful-farts-together-cute-colon-magnet","title":"We Make Beautiful Farts Together | Cute Colon Magnet","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFarting is an art! Show the magic of passing gas with this cute \"We Make Beautiful Farts Together\" colon magnet. Celebrate your pooping team! Let our cute colon magnet shine light on colorectal surgery, colostomy and other hard-to-digest topics. Super strong 2.25\" magnet made in USA.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBring a smile to your favorite colon cancer patient, colonoscopy, IBS, IBD, Crohn's or colitis warrior with a big steaming pile of cute colon magnets.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGreat gift for med students on GI rotations as they make their way through the bowels of med school. This colon couple wants to shack up near the toilet, but they will settle for a nice spot on the fridge. Let's hope you have some high-fiber snacks in there for their honeymoon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCute colon magnet gift is a great mood booster for colon disease and troubles! Funny colon magnets make a great giveaway at colon health events, fundraisers, health walks, conferences and camps. Everybody loves a cute toilet paper, cute toilet and cute colon!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhat does the colon do? The colon turns food into feces! Also known as the large intestine, this magical tube makes poop. Your colon is colonized by a dynamic microbial ecosystem — bacteria account for 60% of the mass of your fecal solids. Wow!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Colon tshirts - colonoscopy shirt - colon surgery funny - colon cancer humor tee\" href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/search?q=colon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eColon tees and gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and more at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"colon gift - colitis gift - crohns gift - colon cancer gift\" href=\"http:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40964556619842,"sku":"IHGT6037","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/beautiful-farts-colon-magnet-iheartguts.jpg?v=1713476055"},{"product_id":"appendix-literally-exploded-magnet-appendix-removal-gift","title":"Appendix Literally Exploded Magnet | Appendix Removal Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eRemember that time your appendix was so happy it literally exploded? This \"I'm So Happy My Appendix Literally Burst With Joy\" cute appendix magnet celebrates that magical appendix removal surgery with a touch of salty humor. Super strong 2.25\" magnet makes a great appendix removal surgery gift. Made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift idea for appendicitis sufferers, appendectomy surgery, individuals dealing with appendix cancer or to commemorate an appendix loved and lost. If your appendix burst with happiness, then you need this smiling orange appendix. When you’ve got an infected appendix on your hands, first hit the emergency room, then get this gut post-op STAT. If you’re giving it to a friend, make sure they don’t bust their stitches laughing when you give them their wee little appendix back. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhat does the appendix do? Some folks think it may be home to a nice collection of gut bugs. Others think it does absolutely nothing. We don't think about our appendix much, but when it's gone, we miss it! Having your appendix explode is no joke. This happy appendix will bring a smile during tough times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour appendix may be gone, but you can wear our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/appendix-rest-in-peace\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAppendix RIP tee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/my-appendix-literally-burst-with-joy\/womens\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gift - appendix removal gift - appendicitis gift\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAppendix Literally Burst With Joy tee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e forever. Custom-made appendix T-shirts, appendix totes and other \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/appendix-rest-in-peace\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eappendix gifts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e available at \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/iheartguts.threadless.com\/designs\/appendix-rest-in-peace\" title=\"appendix gifts - appendectomy gifts - appendicitis gifts\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eiheartguts.threadless.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40964574052418,"sku":"IHGT6033","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/appendix-magnet-scale-nails-appendicitis-surgery-funny-gift-square.jpg?v=1725566248"},{"product_id":"gallbladder-rip-magnet-cute-gallbladder-removal-gift","title":"Gallbladder RIP Magnet | Cute Gallbladder Removal Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eGallbladder Rest in Peace magnet is ready to celebrate that gallbladder removal surgery! Your gallbladder and gallstones may be gone, but they are not forgotten. Replace that pesky bile balloon with this cute gallbladder magnet. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSuper strong 2.25\" magnet. Made in the USA.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn infected gallbladder is painful, but this gallbladder magnet will bring you nothing but joy. And at $4 the price is right for a cute little gallbladder memorial for that miserable organ. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFunny gallbladder magnet it the perfect gift for gallbladder removal, gallbladder surgery humor or gallstones. Good riddance!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Guts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41334862250050,"sku":"IHGT6042","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0392\/9333\/files\/GALLBLADDER-RIP-REMOVAL-GIFT_b712dd94-a4aa-4510-9951-a40d033cd9b2.jpg?v=1716929445"},{"product_id":"tonsil-farewell-magnet-cute-tonsil-removal-gift","title":"Tonsil Farewell Magnet | Cute Tonsil Removal Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eFarewell Tonsil magnet is ready to celebrate that tonsil removal surgery with a tender \u003cem\u003eBon Voyage\u003c\/em\u003e! Sure, your tonsils and tonsil stones may be gone, but they are not forgotten. Replace those infected tonsils with this cute tonsil magnet. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSuper strong 2.25\" magnet. Made in the USA.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn infected tonsil is painful, but this tonsil magnet will bring you nothing but joy. 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Hysterical hysterectomy gift or C-section post-op uterus plush pal. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs everyone’s first home, the uterus has a special place in our hearts. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGreat gift for OB\/GYNs, gynecology residents, medical school professors, obstetricians, midwives, doulas and women’s health practitioners. Pregnant women and new moms will love having an extra uterus around to hug or punch, as will anyone getting their first visit from the Menstrual Fairy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis snuggly cute uterus plushie is a good friend when your body acts like the enemy.  100% polyester. Designed in California, handmade in China.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat anatomy teaching tool for kids; makes a memorable gift for your favorite science teacher. 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Extra squishy goodness!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet your 5\" x 4.75\" x 1.25\" bowel pocket plushie keychain add flair to your bag and bring awareness to colorectal surgery and other hard-to-digest topics. Holds a tiny little happy poop, to remind you who we really all work for -- feces!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with recycled plastic bottle stuffing at an ethically-certified factory and imported— a feel-good gift inside and out! Ages 3 and up. This snuggly cute colon mini plushie reminds you the world needs more love. Polyester fabric, recycled fill with plastic clasp. 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