SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver
SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver

SALE! Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver

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ON SALE! Yes, that is a penis in your pocket -- with super sparkly sperm! Nobody likes me, everybody hates, me, I'm gonna go on sale! Apparently nobody wants a green, flaccid, severed penis keychain! So it's on sale. Totally worth it for the sparkly sperm. AND I STILL LOVE THIS PENIS even if you don't. So there. The engraved back of the keychain and cardboard display both say: "Penis: Stand and Deliver." 2.7" x 1.25". Zinc alloy with soft enamel, polybagged. Designed in the US, made in China.

🐌 Shipping Delays! 📦 U.S. 3-7 business days via Priority Mail, 5-20 business days via Economy shipping. International is 30-90 business days (aka FOREVER). Get express plush organs on Amazon or visit a store near you! Love that fine print? Learn more about our shipping policy and returns policy.

Wipe clean with gentle cloth. Dip organ -- keychain! -- in alcohol to disinfect.

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Rebecca Whittle
I love it so much

Its a good size totally worth the price I love it !!

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