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Snuggle up with this super-soft, high-quality plush rectum plush -- it might be the cutest rectum you'll ever lay your eyes on. Get to the bottom of all things rectum with our booklet hangtag, full of fecal facts and fun artwork. Measures 9"x10"x3". We promise snuggling this rectum after surgery will warm hearts and spark smiles.
This rectum plushie draws awareness to a variety of serious health issues, including rectal surgery, colorectal cancer, IBD, IBS, anal cancer, Crohn's and colitis. If you need to tear someone a new one, start with the plush butthole! Handmade at an ethically-certified factory in China. 100% polyester. Safe for ages 3 and up.
What does the rectum do? The rectum is the last stop for poop! The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto. Strong muscles push the poop out of the rectum and through the anus and, if you’re lucky, into the toilet! Vertical folds in rectum, called the Columns of Morgagni, are named after the lucky Giovanni Battista Morgagni, probably by one of his disgruntled former interns. Butts up!
This waste disposal champ makes a great gift for potty trainers and colorectal surgeons alike. Your colorectal surgeon will love you forever if you bring them a rectum stuffed animal.
Need more butt stuff? We have rectum posters, rectum-scented (not really) stuff and other colon goodies at our print-on-demand store iheartguts.threadless.com.
🐌 Shipping Delays! 📦 U.S. 3-7 business days via Priority Mail, 5-20 business days via Economy shipping. International is 30-90 business days (aka FOREVER). Get express plush organs on Amazon or visit a store near you! Love that fine print? Learn more about our shipping policy and returns policy.
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"Just had butthole surgery. This little guy is the best gift for my surgeon (who had to do this surgery on me twice) and one for me helping me to recover!"
- Kat C.
I gave this to a friend because they had a prolapsed ****. It was a big hit among our group of friends.
Glad you could all gather round and LOL at your buddie's prolapse. That's true friendship right there.
yay!
Woot woot! Cheering for your new rectum!
I have had trouble with anal fissures for almost 4 years, and my CRS is the best. I went from crying in pain to laughing at the ridiculousness of it all with her help. Now that I'm healed, I wanted to show my appreciation, and this, plus some stickers, are the perfect thank-you gift! If there had been scrub caps, I would have gotten one of those too!
This review was one of our favs of all time. You are the GOAT. So is yours CRS. We hope your b-hole is on the mend! Thanks, from the bottom of our butt, for gifting our merch and sharing your positive feedback. Here's to no more fissures!
We just got an update yesterday from our medical team about how everyone fawns over all the iheartguts presents we get them each year. Intestinal failure’s never looked so cute n cozy!
Love these. Good to give as gifts.