ON SALE! Yes, that is a penis in your pocket -- with super sparkly sperm! Nobody likes me, everybody hates, me, I'm gonna go on sale! Apparently nobody wants a green, flaccid, severed penis keychain! So it's on sale. Totally worth it for the sparkly sperm. AND I STILL LOVE THIS PENIS even if you don't. So there. The engraved back of the keychain and cardboard display both say: "Penis: Stand and Deliver." 2.7" x 1.25". Zinc alloy with soft enamel, polybagged. Designed in the US, made in China.
“Its a good size totally worth the price I love it !!”
- Rebecca W.