Green Penis Keychain - Stand and Deliver

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ON SALE! Yes, that is a penis in your pocket -- with super sparkly sperm! Nobody likes me, everybody hates, me, I'm gonna go on sale! Apparently nobody wants a green, flaccid, severed penis keychain! So it's on deep discount while supplies last. Meanwhile, we'll go back to the drawing board. Totally worth it for the sparkly sperm. The engraved back of the keychain and cardboard display both say: "Penis: Stand and Deliver." 2.7" x 1.25". Zinc alloy with soft enamel, polybagged. Designed in the US, made in China.