What would you rather give your boyfriend -- blue balls or syphilis? Don't worry, we won't be offended if you like Giant Microbes better, we love them, too!

Many of you have written in to suggest making some sort of graphic showing where all the guts and glands live in the body, and I've finally gotten around to creating one. It's even got rollovers so you can learn more about, say, your pineal gland, should you have time to squander. For the purposes of simplicity, we've made the body a hermaphrodite -- she's got a uterus to go with her prostate and testes! We'll call her/him Hermie.
































We've been waiting with bated breath for our plush reproductive glands to arrive, and hooray, hooray, they are finally here and are available for purchase now! The first three folks to order any of the four new glands -- testis, ovary, mammary or prostate -- will get a free Spill Your Guts journal! So whether you're celebrating your vasectomy or mourning a recent mammogram, one of these plushes just might need to go home with you.
I'm working on a testicle exam chart to encourage men to grope their balls during Testicular Cancer Awareness Week, coming up in April. Anyway, give us feedback on our chart! We kind of figure most men touch their testicles at least once a day -- the need to adjust, don't ya know -- but that may not necessarily mean they are actively looking for telltale lumps. So, we'd like to take a very unscientific survey -- men: how often do you touch your balls daily? The results will be included in our final poster as one of a handful of Nutty Nuggets!