What organs have you loved and lost this year? Did you say ta-ta to your tonsils or goodbye to your gallbladder?
Whatever organs you've been missing, we've got a happy smiling replacement plush organ waiting for you, or, even better, a commemorative tee shirt or sweatshirt to say a final farewell to all your gone guts.
Maybe your spleen went sayonara or your knee got replaced with a robot one? And you're the type who wants to celebrate those missing body parts with a tee, right?
Perhaps you are half cyborg at this point. Perhaps you unwillingly "donated" your kidney or part of your colon. Maybe 25% of your organs are missing, but no matter -- you're still here! Because you are so tough, they may take your uterus, your appendix, your tonsils AND your thyroid but they can't take your spirit.
Go ahead and take my ovaries -- I double-dog dare you! First of all, I can live without them, second of all, I'll help you toss them into the incinerator!
If you need a way to laugh in the face of illness or a surprise surgery, you know we've got your back. Check out all our goodbye guts over at our print-on-demand shop. We've got just the gut you're missing and more.
That scary appendectomy is in the rearview mirror, you've said au revoir to that naughty appendix, and you've got scars to prove it. Buh-bye bad body parts and cheers to a new year! Hopefully the organs on the shirt will behave themselves better than your organs did.