Testicle with Testosterone Tattoos

Tough Testicle and Their Teardrop Testosterone Tattoo... DON'T MESS WITH THESE TWO!

Though as one Instagram user comments, maybe they aren't so tough after all: "
What's tough about a testicle? One swift kick and he's on the ground, begging for death 😂"

Are the tattoos just a facade? Or do they tell the story of someone who has seen a lot? Perhaps we will never know. 

The penis plays an important role in sex, but its day job is liquid waste management – 800-2000 mL of urine leaves the body through the penis daily, while one ejaculate contains a scant 2-5 mL. More fascinating facts about semen: did you know the seminal vesicles – those rabbit ears atop the prostate – contribute the most liquid by volume to semen? Now ya know about stuff that comes out of your penis.

Sparkly vulva keychains swimming to their Stuff For My Vagina home base. 

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Foreskin Friday! Finalizing the hangtag artwork on the long-awaited penis plush, which we are *still* working on! So many kinks to work out -- with foreskin or without? Just 33% of penises are circumcised worldwide, in the U.S. the foreskin is removed from 58% of American penises for health, cultural or religious reasons. This number has dropped in recent years, especially since Medicaid stopped covering it in some states. Muslims and Jews both circumcise. Pretty sure it's gonna be awesome and hopefully worth the wait. We don't want to rush the guy, but we can't wait to add this fellow to our urology suite.