Ever wonder what the penis' real job is? Well let us tell ya, it is not all sexy time. Nope, most of what it does is just, well -- peeing.
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Testicle with Testosterone Tattoos

Tough Testicle and Their Teardrop Testosterone Tattoo... DON'T MESS WITH THESE TWO!

Though as one Instagram user comments, maybe they aren't so tough after all: "
What's tough about a testicle? One swift kick and he's on the ground, begging for death 😂"

Are the tattoos just a facade? Or do they tell the story of someone who has seen a lot? Perhaps we will never know. 

The penis plays an important role in sex, but its day job is liquid waste management – 800-2000 mL of urine leaves the body through the penis daily, while one ejaculate contains a scant 2-5 mL. More fascinating facts about semen: did you know the seminal vesicles – those rabbit ears atop the prostate – contribute the most liquid by volume to semen? Now ya know about stuff that comes out of your penis.

Sparkly vulva keychains swimming to their Stuff For My Vagina home base. 

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