Ever wonder what the penis' real job is? Well let us tell ya, it is not all sexy time. Nope, most of what it does is just, well -- peeing.
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Happy hormones all together! New enamel pins, from left to right: Testosterone, Insulin and Estrogen.

Because we are total nerds, Testosterone boasts a molecular model beard and Estrogen is sporting the molecular structure for estradiol, one of three types of estrogen made by humans. We especially love the beautiful form of the amino acid chain that comprises Insulin. Get in on this nerdy fashion action!

Clitoromegaly is the term for an enlarged clitoris, which is found in the spotted hyena. Did you know they have no vaginal opening, and instead have an erectile clitoris? They even give birth through the clit! 

Read more about this fascinating discovery in this Jezebel article about hyenas and the pseudopenis.

If you're a clit lover like us, check out our classy clitoris lapel pin!

Late night encounters with a Viagra Erection Hardness Score test.