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What's your favorite way to penis? 🍆  Checkout all of the different penis-related products we have in stock at iheartguts.com! Perfect gag gifts to bring some laughs to any good-humored urologists or pals! 

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Thanks for taking our penis to space, Jeff Bezos... 🍆  You may not be traveling to the EArth's outer atmosphere anytime soon, but that doesn't mean you can't bring a penis neck pillow with you on your next vacation! 

Ever wonder what the penis' real job is? Well let us tell ya, it is not all sexy time. Nope, most of what it does is just, well -- peeing.
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The penis plays an important role in sex, but its day job is liquid waste management – 800-2000 mL of urine leaves the body through the penis daily, while one ejaculate contains a scant 2-5 mL. More fascinating facts about semen: did you know the seminal vesicles – those rabbit ears atop the prostate – contribute the most liquid by volume to semen? Now ya know about stuff that comes out of your penis.