Ever wonder what the penis' real job is? Well let us tell ya, it is not all sexy time. Nope, most of what it does is just, well -- peeing.
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The penis plays an important role in sex, but its day job is liquid waste management – 800-2000 mL of urine leaves the body through the penis daily, while one ejaculate contains a scant 2-5 mL. More fascinating facts about semen: did you know the seminal vesicles – those rabbit ears atop the prostate – contribute the most liquid by volume to semen? Now ya know about stuff that comes out of your penis.

Foreskin Friday! Finalizing the hangtag artwork on the long-awaited penis plush, which we are *still* working on! So many kinks to work out -- with foreskin or without? Just 33% of penises are circumcised worldwide, in the U.S. the foreskin is removed from 58% of American penises for health, cultural or religious reasons. This number has dropped in recent years, especially since Medicaid stopped covering it in some states. Muslims and Jews both circumcise. Pretty sure it's gonna be awesome and hopefully worth the wait. We don't want to rush the guy, but we can't wait to add this fellow to our urology suite.