Sometimes we get some plushies that do not meet our quality control standards, and that's just the case with these tooth plushies. It doesn't mean we love them any less, it just means that we need to find wonderful, special people to give them the love they deserve. So why not take them home for 50% off?? It's a huge discount for truly minor flaws. But don't we love them more for their flaws?? We cannot guarantee which problem tooth you will get, so checkout the photos here to see what surprises (aka mystery minor defects) awaits you!
 
Some even come with a cute little fang!
 
Our penis keychain is now on sale as well! What used to be $7 is now $4!! Is that a penis in your pocket or are you just super excited about this sale?? Get your penis keychain here!
You can checkout more of our 'on sale' items in our Steals + Deals section!

Please meet the latest member of the I Heart Guts family -- our penisAdjustable neck pillow turns your penis into a comforting and supportive friend during travel. Convenient foreskin pocket stores your phone and earbuds — or whatever else you want to stuff in there. Make your penis erect or flaccid in an instant — it’s adjustable! Great for sex education demonstrations + perfect conversation-stopper on a plane or train. Person Next To You: "Hey, what's that around your neck?" You: "It's a Penis." End of conversation! Informative booklet hangtag is crammed with information all about the penis, hilarious art and foreskin facts. Extends to 18" long x 8" wide x 3.5" tall. This flexible neck pillow contains an adjustable rod that is not considered safe for kids under age 14. Use by children under age 14 requires adult supervision.

The penis plays an important role in sex, but its day job is liquid waste management – 800-2000 mL of urine leaves the body through the penis daily, while one ejaculate contains a scant 2-5 mL. More fascinating facts about semen: did you know the seminal vesicles – those rabbit ears atop the prostate – contribute the most liquid by volume to semen? Now ya know about stuff that comes out of your penis.

Foreskin Friday! Finalizing the hangtag artwork on the long-awaited penis plush, which we are *still* working on! So many kinks to work out -- with foreskin or without? Just 33% of penises are circumcised worldwide, in the U.S. the foreskin is removed from 58% of American penises for health, cultural or religious reasons. This number has dropped in recent years, especially since Medicaid stopped covering it in some states. Muslims and Jews both circumcise. Pretty sure it's gonna be awesome and hopefully worth the wait. We don't want to rush the guy, but we can't wait to add this fellow to our urology suite.