Please meet the latest member of the I Heart Guts family -- our penisAdjustable neck pillow turns your penis into a comforting and supportive friend during travel. Convenient foreskin pocket stores your phone and earbuds — or whatever else you want to stuff in there. Make your penis erect or flaccid in an instant — it’s adjustable! Great for sex education demonstrations + perfect conversation-stopper on a plane or train. Person Next To You: "Hey, what's that around your neck?" You: "It's a Penis." End of conversation! Informative booklet hangtag is crammed with information all about the penis, hilarious art and foreskin facts. Extends to 18" long x 8" wide x 3.5" tall. This flexible neck pillow contains an adjustable rod that is not considered safe for kids under age 14. Use by children under age 14 requires adult supervision.

The penis plays an important role in sex, but its day job is liquid waste management – 800-2000 mL of urine leaves the body through the penis daily, while one ejaculate contains a scant 2-5 mL. More fascinating facts about semen: did you know the seminal vesicles – those rabbit ears atop the prostate – contribute the most liquid by volume to semen? Now ya know about stuff that comes out of your penis.

Foreskin Friday! Finalizing the hangtag artwork on the long-awaited penis plush, which we are *still* working on! So many kinks to work out -- with foreskin or without? Just 33% of penises are circumcised worldwide, in the U.S. the foreskin is removed from 58% of American penises for health, cultural or religious reasons. This number has dropped in recent years, especially since Medicaid stopped covering it in some states. Muslims and Jews both circumcise. Pretty sure it's gonna be awesome and hopefully worth the wait. We don't want to rush the guy, but we can't wait to add this fellow to our urology suite.

Testicle Giant ViagraHard to believe it, but Viagra turns 19 today! The erectile drug gained FDA approval in 1998, and flaccid penises everywhere have never been the same. Originally developed as a heart drug, its famous penis-stiffening side-effect was seen for the money-maker it turned out to be. Oddly, the drug has the opposite effect on the heart -- the drug makes calcified heart chambers more elastic. Our Testicle offers his giant Viagra a giant birthday hug!