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Thanks for taking our penis to space, Jeff Bezos... 🍆  You may not be traveling to the EArth's outer atmosphere anytime soon, but that doesn't mean you can't bring a penis neck pillow with you on your next vacation! 

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Buy 1 penis, get 1 free! 😳😍🍆
Our buy one, get one keychain sale is still happening! Don’t miss out!
Ever wonder what the penis' real job is? Well let us tell ya, it is not all sexy time. Nope, most of what it does is just, well -- peeing.
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Sometimes we get some plushies that do not meet our quality control standards, and that's just the case with these tooth plushies. It doesn't mean we love them any less, it just means that we need to find wonderful, special people to give them the love they deserve. So why not take them home for 50% off?? It's a huge discount for truly minor flaws. But don't we love them more for their flaws?? We cannot guarantee which problem tooth you will get, so checkout the photos here to see what surprises (aka mystery minor defects) awaits you!
 
Some even come with a cute little fang!
 
Our penis keychain is now on sale as well! What used to be $7 is now $4!! Is that a penis in your pocket or are you just super excited about this sale?? Get your penis keychain here!
You can checkout more of our 'on sale' items in our Steals + Deals section!