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“My dog’s name is Doobie and she is actually recovering from jaw surgery. She has been cuddled up next to her penis (Oswald) the whole time. It’s precious.”

Thanks @zingara504_ (via IG) for sharing this story and photo with us! Hope Doobie is recovering well with Oswald!
Ever wonder what the penis' real job is? Well let us tell ya, it is not all sexy time. Nope, most of what it does is just, well -- peeing.
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Hey, BOO-tiful! It’s me, Rectum (but spooky)

 

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