Kidney bag - kidney tote - dialysis tote - kidney donor giftGotta explain how your kidneys work -- or don't -- wherever you go? We got you. This adorable kidney tote bag shows you exactly how blood gets filtered and turned into pee. Take it with you on your next dialysis clinic visit and get ready to school people. Can also be printed as a poster to spice up the walls at your nephrologist's office. Ureters in the air for your awesome kidneys, everybody!
Colon Mug -Colon Gift - Colon and CoffeeWake up and smell the colon! We all know coffee ☕️ helps us poop, but we still don't know exactly why. A 1990 study published in gastroenterology journal Gut (yes, our new favorite mag!) showed that coffee produced a "gastrocolonic response" -- aka 💩 -- in some people. However, we still don't know what exactly in coffee is sending us running for the bathroom 🚽. Could it be: 1. Caffeine (unclear because decaf can also get your bowels moving) or 2. Gastrin? Coffee stimulates the release of this stomach hormone, which tells you when you're hungry and also gets those bowels going, or 3. Something else? Coffee acts on the stomach lining and small intestine. We don't know for sure, all we do know is, we sure do like our morning coffee and poop! P.S. You'll find that colon mug at our print-on-demand shop and that cuddly colon plush here.

I Heart Guts Plush Organ Holiday Shipping TimeNeed guts for gifts? We've got your back! Here are the deadlines for making sure you've got guts this holiday season! Ship dates include processing + added holiday mail volume. We ship all over the world from the LA Metro area.

USA Order Dates for Dec 24 Delivery
Order by Dec 11 - USPS First Class - slow but cheap!
Order by Dec. 16 - USPS Priority Mail - best deal for you procrastinators out there
Order by Dec 20 - FedEx 2-Day - expensive, but it will get there, or try Amazon Prime!
Order by Dec 22 - FedEx Overnight - only for the rich and desperate (maybe make is a New Year's prezzie instead?)

International Order Dates for Dec 24 Delivery
Order by Nov 21 - USPS First Class International - slow but cheap. yes, it can take up to 356 days!
Order by Dec 5 - USPS Priority Mail International - better tracking, less time in customs, more expensive.