Give a mouthful of coins to these cute little microbial zipper pouches by Germusu, and your wishes just might come true. These single-celled pouches -- which include Coli, Achu and Mooger among others -- are handy for more than money, carrying as they could spare boogers and globs of earwax.
Do you go together like Brain and Pituitary? Or is it a Placenta and Uterus kind of relationship? Find the Colon to your Rectum over at iheartguts.com, we've got the perfect pair of plush organs for your Weird Valentine! Not everyone likes dewy roses and stuffed bears. Here's an actual gift note written by one of our actual customers: "Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like a healthy smiling Bladder!" Why say "I love you" with chocolate and diamonds when you could say it with a kidney and bladder? Pssst... Just a heads-up: Feb. 4th is the last day for cheap 1st class shipping with Val's Day delivery!