Fun Anatomy Face MasksCalling all med nerds, we got face masks galore over at our print-on-demand pals at Threadless! What is print-on-demand you might ask? Well, it's an awesome way for us to make a limited number of specialty designs. You ask for it, we make it and print it just for you!

Lung Face Mask Covid

There are no cute Covid face masks in stock, we auto-magically make it when you order it. So your face masks are served up funky fresh just for your face. It's like your favorite burger made to order, but for your face! A face burger. With extra pickles.

Uterus Face Mask Funny CuteAs a medical professional, you have to put your face into some crazy nooks and crannies of the human body. You put yourself in harm's way on the job. You walk into a Covid ward. You -- and, let's be real, NURSES -- deal with the gross and unexpected bodily fluids coming out of body holes. And for that, we salute you. Truly.

Pooping Rainbows Face Mask

Every time I have to have an orifice checked, I marvel at the bravery of doctors. I mean, how much would someone have to pay you to look at a stranger's hemmorhoidal butthole? Seriously. Even if your intestine poops adorable rainbows.

Covid Cute Face MaskAre we sick of wearing face masks? Absolutely! But guess what? Even though your cute lymph nodes are working on overdrive to protect your body, keeping those germs out of your lungs is a good first step to helping your body avoid catching Covid at the grocery store.

Cute Tooth Face Mask Dentists

One more thing! Our cute face masks now come with adjustable straps and removable filters! They also come in kids' sizes. You may recall when these anatomy face masks first came out, they were taking forever to make and ship, and many arrive late AND with printing errors. Wasn't that fun? We really enjoyed that.

Colon Face Mask

But all snark and sarcasm aside, the face masks are now printing and shipping super fast. And all proceeds still benefit MedShare and their awesome work getting medical supplies to hospitals and clinics in need all over the world.

Penis Face Mask
Why wear a penis face mask, you might ask? One simple reason: people will stay away from you! Specifically, six feet away from you! Have you ever seen such a cute collection of penises, testicles, bladder, prostates and kidneys? No, you have not! Look at these cute doctors wearing our masks:

 Penis Face Mask

Seriously, I think urologists have the best sense of humor of all doctors. Don't take it from us: 1 out of 1,000 urologists (and maybe 1 out of 5 fun-loving urologists, closer to 1 out of 1 weirdo urological surgeons) agree that wearing a penis face mask is the most fun kind of PPE there is.

 

So slap a penis on your face and watch people's eyes widen as they realize what they are looking at. And if you need to lighten the mood at a vasectomy consult, prostate cancer tough talk or other urgent urological issue that could use a soft touch, don our prostate, testicle and penis face mask and watch the LOLs roll in.

Urology Face Mask Humor FunnyCheck out our urology and friends face masks out in the wild! Urologists have the best sense of humor, I swear. Seriously, who else would wear penises, prostates, bladders AND testicles on their face on the JOB?

COVID-19 Face Mask - Cute Coronavirus Face Mask - Quarantine Face MaskSpring is here and everything's coming up COVID! Coronavirus sure loves humans. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual. We have face masks now, though! Loads of face mask fashion up in our Threadless shoppe, including this Keep Calm and Beat COVID-19 face mask design.

Wash Hands Face Mask - Cute Wash Hands Print Pattern - COVID Face Mask

Now while these cute face masks are not medical grade, they do offer some protection and remind you not to pick your nose, touch your face and of course wash your hands. Best of all, 100% of net profits are going to MedShare, a non-profit that redirects vital medical supplies and equipment to communities in need. Thank you for helping us support the work of this important organization at this time.

COVID Face Mask Funny Cute - Happy COVId Face Mask

Wanna get COVID at the grocery store? We think not! So wear this cute COVID at the Store face mask instead of that janky old bandana and you won't come home with a 6-pack of Covid Cola. Our face masks are not medical grade, but you are supporting an org that is working to get med-grade supplies to health care workers who need them. When you're off-duty, these masks can replace your smile while you stay safe out in the weird Groundhog-Day-meets-Black-Mirror world we live in right now.