Please meet the latest member of the I Heart Guts family -- our penisAdjustable neck pillow turns your penis into a comforting and supportive friend during travel. Convenient foreskin pocket stores your phone and earbuds — or whatever else you want to stuff in there. Make your penis erect or flaccid in an instant — it’s adjustable! Great for sex education demonstrations + perfect conversation-stopper on a plane or train. Person Next To You: "Hey, what's that around your neck?" You: "It's a Penis." End of conversation! Informative booklet hangtag is crammed with information all about the penis, hilarious art and foreskin facts. Extends to 18" long x 8" wide x 3.5" tall. This flexible neck pillow contains an adjustable rod that is not considered safe for kids under age 14. Use by children under age 14 requires adult supervision.

Stuff for my Vagina PouchOur vaginas have needs and now your va-jay-jay has a place to put all its favorite things: our amazing Stuff For My Vagina zip pouch, now up at iheartguts.threadless.com. Go ahead and get it -- your vagina deserves the best.