GroovyToothThis article on Not Flossing made me laugh. Here are the best parts. Excuses for Not Flossing: 10) Food doesn't get caught between my teeth, so I don't have to floss. 9) I don't have time. 8) It makes my gums bleed. 7) My teeth are too close together. 6) I don't get cavities, whether or not I take care of my teeth; superior genetics. 5) I don't know how to floss. 4) I don't know how. 3) I'm not coordinated enough. 2) It hurts to floss. 1) The floss keeps shredding. Have a better excuse? Tell us in the comments!
tooth-gangstas-iheartgutsSometimes I wonder what I would do if I didn't have teeth. The most upsetting thing would be all the trouble eating chewy and hard foods. But it would also be awful to have people run away in fear, after seeing me without teeth (similar to my reaction when I saw Actresses Without Teeth). Because of our enthusiasm for teeth here at I Heart Guts, we decided to make our own! This one won't make eating steak any easier, but just might make you crack a smile full of pearly whites.
Oh, how I love cute teeth! My personal obsession with teeth perhaps began in earnest with a page of kawaii Japanese teeth stickers, and was later compounded by tooth fairy Princess Tina. Later, my friend Tiffany made a short film, entitled "The Wrong Toothbrush," about a time I had a toothbrush mishap (you'll just have to watch it, won't you?). Add to that the fact that teeth are not even organs to the many reasons I should not make anything tooth-related. However, we HAD TO MAKE TEETH, so here we introduce a toothy trio, incisor, cuspid and molar, all together on a "Flossin' Ain't Just For Gangstas" cardboard backing. Hopefully you will like these too!