Iris Pirate sailing the seas of the canal of schlemm! 
Happy National Eye Donor Month + Save Your Vision Month!

Happy National Science Day from eyeball! Now go do an eyeball workout and read about the fascinating world of science.

Our eyeball plush finally had to get reading glasses. Poor eyeball. But we keep telling him he still looks great for his old age! Must be an optical illusion.

eyeball-party-pupil-iheartguts Eyeballs may be the future in smartphone security! Instead of saving all of your passwords and login information in a text file (which we are always told to NEVER do, but we all do it anyway), you could just have your smartphone camera track your eye movements to sign in. The newer Samsung smartphones (and now LG, too) already track your eye movements so that the screen only dims once you look away. New smartphones will also let us scroll across pages with our eye movements, too!  
Eye can't believe it, we finally have eyeball lapel pins at I Heart Guts. Over the years many of you have pointed out our neglect of this most important optic organ, and I'll admit I was a little unsure about putting eyes on an eyeball -- it just seemed a little too strange, even for us. However, I finally drew one I felt good about, and once I got over what color eyes this eyeball ought to have -- brown? black? blue? purple? -- we got it made into a pin. Thanks to everyone who voted on "Party Pupil in The House" (it won by a landslide -- 54% of you liked that better than "Easy on the Eyes" and "Some Nerve") that was my favorite slogan, too!