No Dick Pics Button

Is your member camera shy? Don't worry -- not everyone is ready for the P-parazzi up in their pants. In case you need to share this special message, we present to you our Please No Dick Pics button. Everything sounds better with a "please," ya know.

Please No Dick Pics

Take a tip from us and ask your "special friend" for consent before sending or snapping photos! Available as a phone case, button or sticker. And if you're feeling bold, this Please No Dick Pics T-shirt is also available in our store. Now put that corpus spongiosum away!

No Dick Pics Funny Phone Case

Also, in case you need to be reminded at photography time, we offer this Please No D Pics phone case to remind you of this important photography etiquette. Please remember to your member that all digital photography is easy to copy, paste and send to your mom. You're welcome!

Testicle Giant ViagraHard to believe it, but Viagra turns 19 today! The erectile drug gained FDA approval in 1998, and flaccid penises everywhere have never been the same. Originally developed as a heart drug, its famous penis-stiffening side-effect was seen for the money-maker it turned out to be. Oddly, the drug has the opposite effect on the heart -- the drug makes calcified heart chambers more elastic. Our Testicle offers his giant Viagra a giant birthday hug!