Eye can't believe it, we finally have eyeball lapel pins at I Heart Guts. Over the years many of you have pointed out our neglect of this most important optic organ, and I'll admit I was a little unsure about putting eyes on an eyeball -- it just seemed a little too strange, even for us. However, I finally drew one I felt good about, and once I got over what color eyes this eyeball ought to have -- brown? black? blue? purple? -- we got it made into a pin. Thanks to everyone who voted on "Party Pupil in The House" (it won by a landslide -- 54% of you liked that better than "Easy on the Eyes" and "Some Nerve") that was my favorite slogan, too!
Eyeballs may be the future in smartphone security! Instead of saving all of your passwords and login information in a text file (which we are always told to NEVER do, but we all do it anyway), you could just have your smartphone camera track your eye movements to sign in. The newer Samsung smartphones (and now LG, too) already track your eye movements so that the screen only dims once you look away. New smartphones will also let us scroll across pages with our eye movements, too!
We have three new plushes for you to love! Please meet our Eyeball plush, Party Pupil in the House; our Tooth Plush, Flossin' Ain't Just For Gangstas; and best of all, we have brought back the Heart of Gold plush, this time bigger, better and made from fabulous metallic pleather. Be the first in your dentist's office with a plush tooth or the first on your block with a squashy snuggly eyeball.