Not that we'll get out of our booth much, but here's s smattering of what we wish we could do at the entertainment behemoth that is Comic Con International in San Diego next week: Star Wars Burlesque! Tuck your dirty dollars into Han Solo's belt in what should be the geekiest nerdlesque act ever. Comic Con Blood Drive: unless you have alien blood, you gotta donate to Comic Con's annual blood drive. Anatomical sculptor Jason Freeny and The Sucklord will have some awesome exclusives at the DKE Toys booth #5045, Frank Kozik will be signing some limited-edition Labbits at the Kidrobot booth #4945. Metallica will play a "secret" concert to a small lucky audience at some point during the weekend. There will be an "Adventure Time" scavenger hunt! Notable panels with looong lines: World War Z author Max Brooks, "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" creator Joss Whedon, and also a Breaking Bad panel! And of course, there are tons of parties we will not be invited to, but we don't care! Fun awaits! Don't forget to visit your guts at booth #4433, where you might be as lucky as I was last year and meet a bearded Princess Leia!