Heart Haiku Contest!

Write a clever haiku about any matter of the heart and win one of our new Humongous Hearts! This cardiovascular muscle plushie is almost three times bigger than the original, so its got a grand capacity for love. In case you forgot, haikus are Japanese poems composed of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5,7,5 syllables). You've got only heart to gain, so may the best original haiku win -- enter in the comments section below! U.S. entries only, sorry! Be sure to include a valid email address so we can contact you (it will not be made public on the blog). Contest closes next Monday!

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  • Je Maki

    There, within the fertile soil
    lies my beating heart
    Beaten, not broken, it toils

  • Jim Esposito


    Hear the sounds of life
    this breathing metronome holds
    dreams, love, secrets… mine!

  • lauren

    i mean….

    you are red
    and pump
    my blood
    through my bod.

  • Barry Prospect

    My poor troubled heart
    you work hard that i might eat
    ice cream every day

  • miss keri S

    organ made of blood

    elastic dreams and tissue

    not the Kleenex kind

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