Shocking new photos of your uterus as you’ve never seen her beforeĀ — we thought we should share them with you so you can understand why the uterus is not a children’s toy. See for yourself all the naughty things she’s been up to:

Extramarital affairs…

Exotic dancing…

Barhopping.
As you can see, she’s a pretty wild little organ, so watch out. The uterus — harmful to children since time immemorial.



























I can’t wait for the XXX Uterus to be available for purchase!
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