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Merry Gutsmas

Posted: Thursday, December 8th, 2011

On the First Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
A Bladder in a Pear Tree.

On the Second Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree

On the Third Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree

On the Fourth Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree

On the Fifth Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree

On the Sixth Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Six Kidneys Kissing
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree

On the Seventh Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Seven Mamm’ries Milking
Six Kidneys Kissing
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree

On the Eighth Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Eight Wombs-a-Swimming
Seven Mamm’ries Milking
Six Kidneys Kissing
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree

On the Ninth Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Nine Braindeer Prancing
Eight Wombs-a-Swimming
Seven Mamm’ries Milking
Six Kidneys Kissing
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree.

On the Tenth Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Ten Livers Leaping
Nine Braindeer Prancing
Eight Wombs-a-Swimming
Seven Mamm’ries Milking
Six Kidneys Kissing
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree.

On the Eleventh Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Eleven Lungs-a-Singing
Ten Livers Leaping
Nine Braindeer Prancing
Eight Wombs-a-Swimming
Seven Mamm’ries Milking
Six Kidneys Kissing
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree.

On the Twelfth Day of Gutsmas
My True Love Gave to Me
Twelve Hearts-a-Pounding
Eleven Lungs-a-Singing
Ten Livers Leaping
Nine Braindeer Prancing
Eight Wombs-a-Swimming
Seven Mamm’ries Milking
Six Kidneys Kissing
Five… Frozen… Spleens
Four Moving Bowels
Three Grumbling Stomachs
Two Jingle Balls
and a Bladder in a Pear Tree.

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Does That Nurse Look Slightly Devilish To You?

Posted: Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

picture-1Granted, they’re only happy because they’ve got a smile painted onto their plastic faces, but they’re nonetheless thrilled to be recouperating in Playmobil Hospital. I remember loving the older, crapper version back in the 80s, and if you’re like me, you’ll be impressed by how much better the new one is. We’re talking mini-defibrillators, an elevator, medical charts and all kinds of other stuff. Hopefully someone will hack it and make things a little more gory, kind of like this.

 
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