“Hate hearts? Whether you’re in love, lust or just kinda-sorta like, you can’t hide from the hearts—truly one of St. Valentine’s most abhorrent and over-marketed symbols—this time of year. But instead of the traditional (and super-lame) candy box kind, we recommend investing in some multi-valved, blood-pumping organ presents that are anything but sugar-coated. Keep clicking to see the ones we heart most…I Heart Guts plush heart. Perfect for: The person who makes your little guy smile and pump overtime.” By Maggie Furlong.