The Consumerist
“Bad news! This uterus has been recalled because it presents a potential choking hazard.” comments: “In the meantime, please refrain from swallowing any ovaries. In the last 4,000-ish years of written communication, this is the best sentance EVER!” and “Could they recall vaginas too, on the count that I do amazingly stupid things to see and play with them?” {01.16.2009}