What’s more addictive than crack? Why, online polls, of course! I just took one that breaks down your personality via your four “humours” — blood, phlegm, black bile and yellow bile. Yummy! Basically, if you say you want to crawl in a hole and die anytime anything bad ever happens to you, you’ve got a lot of phlegm. If you’re in a rage anytime anything bad happens, you’ve got a lot of black bile. Go ahead, waste some time, take this poll. And speaking of bile, there’s a cute little gallbladder on sale in Steals + Deals cheep cheep cheep.