Tremendous Testicle Plush - Having a Ball

$20.00

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Look at our big balls! Our fluffy adorable testicles are now super enlarged -- a humongous 9" x 9" x 5". Comes with an expanded booklike hangtag describing the joys of these family jewels, which produce sperm and sex hormones. Testosterone makes the man, helping sperm find and fertilize those lady eggs, and sperm is the swimming cell responsible for the studly art of reproduction. Absolutely nuts! Safe for all ages, this plush comes packed inside a biodegradable plastic sleeve. Designed in California, made in China.

Hangtag Details:
Testicles: Let's Hang Out!
Location: dangling between a man’s legs underneath the penis
Occupation: experimental biologistLikes: testosterone, playing ball
Dislikes: blue balls
Fun Facts: Testicles move around on their own thanks to the cremaster muscle. According to our unscientific poll, 45% of men readjust their testicles six or more times a day!