Gutsy New Friend

Things have been pretty crazy around I Heart Guts headquarters, and here's why -- my uterus has been very busy the last nine months and now we've got a new office mate. Her name is Silver Mae and she was born May 28th so she's almost a month old. So far all she does is sleep and drink all day, so not the best employee. We've got her on probation until we can find her a cubicle around here.

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  • shelayna

    At least she’s smart enough to wear company merchandise and look extremely adorable in it! You gotta give her that! Not bad for a newbie…


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