I Am 18.7% Phlegm -- What're You?

What's more addictive than crack? Why, online polls, of course! I just took one that breaks down your personality via your four "humours" -- blood, phlegm, black bile and yellow bile. Yummy! Basically, if you say you want to crawl in a hole and die anytime anything bad ever happens to you, you've got a lot of phlegm. If you're in a rage anytime anything bad happens, you've got a lot of black bile. Go ahead, waste some time, take this poll. And speaking of bile, there's a cute little gallbladder on sale in Steals + Deals cheep cheep cheep.

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  • Asari

    Haha, this poll was amusing. It was just the thing we learned two weeks ago in med-college. I’m mostly blood which makes me a sanguine person!


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