Speaking of cool customers, we’d like especially to shout out one of our favorites, Susan Diamond, who is an assistant professor of surgical technology at Austin Community College in Texas. She teaches the next generation of operating room champs a section on hepatobiliary tech, so she occasionally gets bulk gallbladder, liver and pancreas stickers from us to use as classroom treats for her students. Most recently she taught a section on plastic surgery and got some mammary gland stickers (her students are brandishing the boobs, above), plus some sweat and sebaceous gland pins, and she sent me these great photos of the glands in action. Anyway, if you live in Austin and want to be a surgical tech, you should take her class!
Archive for August, 2009
Thx for the Mammaries
Posted: Monday, August 31st, 2009Your Brain on Guts
Posted: Monday, August 31st, 2009
Our customers are the coolest people we know, really and truly. We heart you with all our guts! Some of you have been kind enough to write really sweet comments to us over the years, and we wanted to share this fine collection of I Heart Guts testimonials, compliments and kudos. Here’s a sample of one of your lovely notes to us: “I recently had my thyroid removed – my surgeon was amazing, and as a thank-you gift I got him a thyroid and a parathyroid pin. When I went in for my follow-up appointment we were all business until I gave him the gift as I was leaving. He was thrilled! His eyes lit up and he exclaimed ‘Where did you find these?!’” Anyway, read some, they’re fun. We love you!
Ain’t Coffee Gland?
Posted: Thursday, August 27th, 2009
It’s 12:18 p.m., and by now, the glorious effects of your first coffee of the day are probably wearing off. Before you head off to Starbucks for that second cup, think about your poor adrenal glands. Caffeine gives you a mental boost by firing off neurons in the brain (sounds great, doesn’t it?), which signals the pituitary to secrete hormones that get the adrenal glands to pump your body full of adrenaline. Over time, all this extra adrenal stimulation can wear out the glands, depleting your defense system, according to Natural News. For those of us who love coffee and all it does for big bursts of focus and creativity, this is lousy news, of course. So until you’ve got the guts to quit, just tell your adrenal glands you’re sorry.
Absolutely Infectious
Posted: Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
Give a mouthful of coins to these cute little microbial zipper pouches by Germusu, and your wishes just might come true. These single-celled pouches — which include Coli, Achu and Mooger among others — are handy for more than money, carrying as they could spare boogers and globs of earwax.
Full of Guts
Posted: Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
Last weekend’s Unique LA Mini-Mart at Space 15 Twenty was sadly a little slow due to Sunset Junction down the street in Silverlake and we probably also lost more than a few people to the beach as well. No matter, we had a great time anyway, hanging out with our favorite vendors and seeing and meeting some of Hollywood’s finest — we spied Ongina from RuPaul’s Drag Race, looking cute in a checkered jumper and enormous handbag. We also met a nudist reverend (he says he does weddings and funerals!), a sausagemaker and a guy who said he went to the top of the Milky Way, ya dig? We spent some tim decorating shopping bags with guts and ever-more ridiculous slogans (“Champagne Wishes, Pineal Dreams” and “Don’t Let The Zombies Eat Your Brains” among others). We hope that whoever got the Adrenal Pirates bag really appreciated it. We’ll be bringing these and more to our next show, Abbot Kinney in Venice Sept. 27, so don’t miss the next one!
Winners Announced!
Posted: Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
It was like ripping my guts out to pick a winner for the I Heart Guts Bright Side Project giveaway, so many incredibly interesting and thoughtful responses were there. We were supposed to give away just one shirt, but instead picked 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners, here are their replies below to the question, “What is your favorite organ and why?”:
1) From Nurm: “my favorite organ has got to be the gallbladder, because I need enough bile salts to break down all the buttercream frosting I ingest. Oddly enough, I baked a cake for a bake-off masterchef style Friday at uni and my cake was a chocolate butter cake with salted caramel buttercream and I named it: WARNING: Bile Salts Required.”
2) From Krista: “the electric one my step dad used to play in the den. above it hung a velvet painting that showed boobies.
oh. wrong type of organ.
(insert snare drum here)
i call my uterus clarisse kent. i was on birth control when i got pregnant and area 51 (as i fondly referred to my entire female reproductive system while pregnant) started all sorts of classified actions and subversive policies. my uterus turned into a superhero and i have the baby to prove it.” And last but not least,
3) from kathemc: “My appendix… because it’s no longer there, and because it reminds me of my kooky grandmother. I had an emergency appendectomy (are there any other kind?) when I was eight — perforated, not burst. After I came out of surgery, I discovered my grandmother had asked them to save my appendix, which she brought home in a little jar of formaldehyde and kept in her medicine cabinet… for 22 years. No joke. When I finally asked her why she asked to keep it, she replied “I’d never seen an appendix, had you?” Hard to argue with that logic. It was in the cabinet til she died, and although I did not lay claim to it (It’s not like I could put it back!), the story alone reminds me of all my favorite things about my grandmother.”
Holy Shirt!
Posted: Monday, August 10th, 2009
Win a free I Heart Guts tee by entering the contest over at the Bright Side Project (bookmark it for daily giveaways from all sorts of great people). All you have to do is tell us your favorite organ and why you love it so. Our favorite response gets the shirt, and we get to pick the winner on Saturday, so hustle on ova!
More Handmade Guts
Posted: Thursday, August 6th, 2009Here’s a Urine My Heart pillow to join the Menstrual Cycle pillow, both for the Plush You and Plush Jewels shows in Seattle, plus a plush trifecta of Brain Storm, I Love My Uterus and Urine Luck. Hopefully they will all find nice homes up in Washington. Boy, are my fingers tired from all this sewing. And I need to take better pictures. Just one pillow left — check back soon for breakdancing intestines!
Womb on Wheels
Posted: Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
When a gynecologist customer of ours wrote in to ask if we’d help design some bicycle jerseys for her all-OB/GYN team called the Menstrual Cycles, we almost died from glee. What could be more fun than a uterus on a bicycle? This ranks as one of our fave not for profit projects ever. Her bike team is riding to help raise money for Multiple Sclerosis research. For those of you that don’t know, MS is a pretty awful disease where the immune system attacks the central nervous system, hence the brain hugging the uterus. She’s also going to make a few shirts to continue fundraising for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society after the Waves to Wine 2009 ride is over (Sept. 12-13 in Northern California), so we’ll post a link to those tees once they are available for sale, or better yet, sponsor their team by making a small donation, or you can ride with them, or just volunteer!













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